A recent finding by statisticians shows the average human has one breast and one testicle. The world’s population is split sort of evenly between men and women, making the average human part male, part female, and a complete pain to shop for.
I bought a complete set of kitchen utensils off an infomercial. I was frustrated that there was nothing to mix my eggs... ...but to be fair, they did say it was whisk-free offer.
Exasperated, I threw my hands up in the air and shouted at my wife, "I'm not a complete idiot!" She smiled at me and purred, "I know honey." "Some parts are missing."