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Communicate Jokes

Turtle Puns
Turtles communicate with each other through shell phones.
How do turtles communicate with each other?
With shell phones.
Viking Puns
How do you communicate with the spirit of a Viking warrior?
With a Nor-Ouija board.
Vegetable Puns
My friend Jack claims that he can communicate with vegetables.
Jack and the beans talk.
Puns
How do turtles communicate with each other?
With shell phones.
Ancient Egypt Puns
In ancient Egypt, how did insects communicate?
Pharaoh moans
Anti Jokes
What did one ant say to the other ant? Nothing, ants communicate by pheromones, not speech.
Ocean Puns
What is the best way to communicate with a fish?
Drop it a line!
Fishing Puns
How do you communicate with a fish? Drop it a line!
Pun Puns
How do knights communicate?
They use chain mail.
Phone Puns
How does a pirate communicate? With his aye phone.
One Liners for Kids
How do spiders communicate? Through the World Wide Web.
How do you communicate with a fish? Drop him a line!
Fish Puns
How do you communicate with a fish?
Drop him a line.
Dolphin Puns
Why did the scientist use a drink container to communicate with dolphins?
Because a bottle knows dolphin.