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Caused Jokes

One Liners and Short Jokes
Be safety conscious. 80% of people are caused by accidents.
One Liners for Kids
What caused the airline to go bankrupt? Runway inflation.
Utensils Puns
Did you hear about the spoon? It caused quite a stir!
Took my giant spoon to my cooking class last night. It caused quite a stir.
Color Puns
I was sick, and my whole body turned colorful. The doctor took a look and said that I had a color infection, which is caused by the Crayola virus.s
Turtle Puns
The truck load of tortoise that crushed caused a turtle disaster.
Funny Limericks
There was an Old Person of Prague,
Who was suddenly seized with the Plague;
But they gave his some butter,
Which caused him to mutter,
And cured that Old Person of Prague.
Pear Puns
A lorry load of pears has crashed on the motorway. It’s caused a huge jam.
Corona Virus Jokes
Corona virus has caused our local supermarket to sell out of pasta.
All because of a fusilli people.
Chuck Norris Jokes
Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.
Gnome Puns
What do gnome allergy sufferers call a reaction caused by daisy-like flowers?
An aster-risk.
Strawberry Puns
A truck with an entire load of strawberries has crashed on the motorway. It's caused a real traffic jam.
Boat Puns
How did they punish the longshoreman whose improper ship mooring caused the destruction of a pier?
They docked his pay.
Ketchup Puns
I dropped a bottle of ketchup on my foot.
It caused immense pain to ma toes.
Sun Pick Up Lines
You just caused a heat wave.