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Caused Jokes

Color Puns
I was sick, and my whole body turned colorful. The doctor took a look and said that I had a color infection, which is caused by the Crayola virus.s
Sun Pick Up Lines
You just caused a heat wave.
Funny Limericks
There was an Old Person of Prague,
Who was suddenly seized with the Plague;
But they gave his some butter,
Which caused him to mutter,
And cured that Old Person of Prague.
Chuck Norris Jokes
Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.
Turtle Puns
The truck load of tortoise that crushed caused a turtle disaster.
Strawberry Puns
A truck with an entire load of strawberries has crashed on the motorway. It's caused a real traffic jam.
Utensils Puns
Did you hear about the spoon? It caused quite a stir!
Took my giant spoon to my cooking class last night. It caused quite a stir.
Pear Puns
A lorry load of pears has crashed on the motorway. It’s caused a huge jam.
One Liners and Short Jokes
Be safety conscious. 80% of people are caused by accidents.
Corona Virus Jokes
Corona virus has caused our local supermarket to sell out of pasta.
All because of a fusilli people.
One Liners for Kids
What caused the airline to go bankrupt? Runway inflation.
Gnome Puns
What do gnome allergy sufferers call a reaction caused by daisy-like flowers?
An aster-risk.
Ketchup Puns
I dropped a bottle of ketchup on my foot.
It caused immense pain to ma toes.
Boat Puns
How did they punish the longshoreman whose improper ship mooring caused the destruction of a pier?
They docked his pay.