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Calling Jokes

Pot Puns
Mark Knopfler is opening a Chinese restaurant
He's calling it Wok of Life.
Irish Puns
Did you hear about the Irishman that drank 100 liters of stout in just 30 minutes?
They’re calling it a Guinness World Record.
I was calling the hospital, but it seems they were busy. The picked up the phone and said,
"Urology department, can you hold?"
Canadian Pick Up Lines
My friends have been calling me a loon, because I'm crazy about you.
Apology Pick Up Lines
Sorry for not calling sooner, I was budy complaining to Spotify for not naming you the year's hottest single.
Crocodile Puns
Did you hear about the croc calling the frog? He just croc-o-dialled.
Art Puns
I just found out that Mercedes is donating state-of-the-art street sweepers to some of the largest cities around the world to help fight littering.
They're calling it Mercedes-clenz.
Peach Puns
I tried calling my fruit friend thrice, but could not peach him, as his phone was out of peach.
Sibling Puns
My sister had twins, a boy and a girl, and asked for help naming them.
She liked my suggestion of calling the girl Denise, but had second thoughts when I suggested calling the boy Danephew.
Funny Break Up Lines
Hey, baby. I'm calling myself Han because you need to be Solo.
Flamingo Puns
There was a flamingo in our garden for such a long time, we started calling it a flaminstay.
Tableware Puns
My dad kept calling referring to this mason jar as his “boom box”.
When I asked him why, he responded “I use it for all my jams!”
So my daughter is calling me all excited. I come by her room to her holding her cup above her head and says "Dad look..."
"I'm breathing underwater."
Spain Puns
Did you hear that cats have carried out a Coup in Barcelona and declared independence from Spain?
They're calling themselves the Republic of Catalo-nya.
Onion Puns
When the onion band covered the song Waka Waka by Shakira, they started calling the song 'Walla Walla'.