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Babies Jokes

Owl Puns
Why do owl babies take after their dad?
Like feather, like son.
Goat Puns
Two goats are married, living on a farm. Billy Goat says, "I really want children. Let's make some babies."
Betty Goat responds, "Heck no. No baby goats for me..."
"I'm not kidding."
Puns
Teaching babies to walk is hard, but you just have take it one step at a time.
Gun Puns
What do you call babies with guns?
Infantry.
Frankenstein Puns
Who brings the monsters their babies?
Frankenstork.
Ghost Puns
Ghosts drop off their babies at the day-scare centre when they go to work.
Deer Puns
Q. What did the mother doe name her new twin babies?
A. Bam B and Bam A.
Birthday Jokes
It’s always a good idea to make friends with babies. That’s free cake once a year for a lifetime.
April Fools Jokes
Babies born March 31st are the easiest to prank on April Fool’s
They were literally born yesterday.
Funny Parenting Quotes
“Parents of newborn babies are basically hostages in their own house with a severe case of Stockholm Syndrome.” – Nate Smith
“Parents of newborn babies are basically hostages in their own house with a severe case of Stockholm Syndrome.”

- Nate Smith.
Sloth Puns
I told my husband that the National Zoo's sloth bear gave birth but ate two of the three babies. He said "now she's guilty of 2 deadly sins: sloth and gluttony."
Tea Puns
What kind of tea do babies drink? Tit Tea.
Chuck Norris Jokes
Chuck Norris can only have Chuck Norris as babies.
Because all of his genes are dominant.
Flamingo Puns
Flamingo parents are really cute with their babies. You should see them playing Beak a Boo.