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Babies Jokes

Ghost Puns
Ghosts drop off their babies at the day-scare centre when they go to work.
Tea Puns
What kind of tea do babies drink? Tit Tea.
Birthday Jokes
It’s always a good idea to make friends with babies. That’s free cake once a year for a lifetime.
Goat Puns
Two goats are married, living on a farm. Billy Goat says, "I really want children. Let's make some babies."
Betty Goat responds, "Heck no. No baby goats for me..."
"I'm not kidding."
Frankenstein Puns
Who brings the monsters their babies?
Frankenstork.
Deer Puns
Q. What did the mother doe name her new twin babies?
A. Bam B and Bam A.
Owl Puns
Why do owl babies take after their dad?
Like feather, like son.
Gun Puns
What do you call babies with guns?
Infantry.
Sloth Puns
I told my husband that the National Zoo's sloth bear gave birth but ate two of the three babies. He said "now she's guilty of 2 deadly sins: sloth and gluttony."
Chuck Norris Jokes
Chuck Norris can only have Chuck Norris as babies.
Because all of his genes are dominant.
Flamingo Puns
Flamingo parents are really cute with their babies. You should see them playing Beak a Boo.
Funny Parenting Quotes
“Parents of newborn babies are basically hostages in their own house with a severe case of Stockholm Syndrome.” – Nate Smith
“Parents of newborn babies are basically hostages in their own house with a severe case of Stockholm Syndrome.”

- Nate Smith.
April Fools Jokes
Babies born March 31st are the easiest to prank on April Fool’s
They were literally born yesterday.
Puns
Teaching babies to walk is hard, but you just have take it one step at a time.