Annoying Jokes

What do you call an annoying person who plays the trumpet?
A brasshole.
“I never realized how annoying I could be until I created a miniature version of myself and started arguing with it daily.” — Anonymous
“I thought I’d never be that annoying person, but as soon as Winnie was born, I was showing iPhone snaps to a cab driver.”

- Jimmy Fallon.
I was testing the speaker phone on the intercom on our landline with my father yesterday.
It started to make that annoying noise. My old man said it was too close to call.
What did the pun say to his annoying colleague?
You're being pun-reasonable right now!
I met an annoying squid who wanted to become a comedian.
He wouldn’t stop kraken jokes.
"A bad cold wouldn't be so annoying if it weren't for the advice of our friends." - Kin Hubbard
It’s really annoying being stuck behind a flamingo in a car. They literally never put their foot down.
My mom told me to stop singing "Im a Believer" because it was annoying.
At first I though she was kidding...Then I saw her face.
Gnomes can be quite annoying when they’re indecisive. All they say is yes, gnome, maybe.
Which tree is more annoying, pine or oak?
Pine. Because pine needles while oak leaves.
It’s really annoying being stuck behind a flamingo in a car. They literally never put their foot down.
So a man walked up to me and placed some soil, plant seeds and fertilizer on my head.
It was annoying at first, but I think it grew on me.
I was testing the speaker phone on the intercom on our landline with my father yesterday.
It started to make that annoying noise. My old man said it was too close to call.
Just received Areal Flood Advisory notification on my phone
I should hope it's a real one, the fake ones are just annoying.