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Acting Jokes

Theater Puns
Tried acting in a theatre full of farmers. Got mooed off stage.
Thankfully, not too many thieves are interested in acting on stage. They'd surely steal the show.
We should've guessed the failed postman wouldn't be any better at delivering his acting lines.
Pea Puns
Sometimes a pea starts acting like a diva. We call them a pea-Madonna.
Puns
What did 2 tell 3 when he saw 6 acting like an idiot?
Don’t worry about him. He’s just a product of our times.
Funny Limericks
I remember when I was small and cool,
I was always playing truant from school.
My mum used to say,
"You'll regret it one day
When you grow up to become a fool."

Now I'm old; the damage is done.
How I wish I'd listened to Mum.
If I could turn back time,
I'd study hard and toe the line
Instead of acting foolish and dumb.

Now let that be a lesson to one and all
That life is more than just having a ball.
It was great having fun
When I was young,
But I wish I'd spent more time in the school hall.

(By John P. Read )
Monster Puns
Why did the skeleton go to acting classes?
He wanted tibia star.
Mole Puns
What do you get when you have a bunch of moles acting like idiots?
A bunch of mole-asses
Funny Parenting Quotes
“I don’t know what’s more exhausting about parenting: the getting up early, or acting like you know what you’re doing.”

- Jim Gaffigan.
Hair Puns
My hair was acting crazy so I told it to comb down.
TV Puns
My wife is threatening to leave me because of my obsession with acting like a TV news anchor.
More on this after the break.
Family Puns
What did the mother airplane say to the child airplane when the child was acting rude?
"I've had it with your altitude"
Deer Puns
If you see a deer without antlers acting crazy, don’t eat it without cooking it first.
Everyone knows you can’t eat raw kooky doe.
Peach Puns
The peach started acting all funny because it was really fuzzy.
Nose Puns
What do you call a person with a peg nose acting suspicious?
Suspeg.