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Funny Winter Quotes
“If you need me, I’ll be inside until April.”
October, November, cool, cooold, cooooooldest, March, April.
“‘Snow in April is abominable,’ said Anne. ‘Like a slap in the face when you expected a kiss.’” — L.M. Montgomery
April Fools Jokes
Surviving an attempted murder on April 1st.
Is just gods way of saying "April Fools"
What's the worst part about April Fools?
Jokes without punchlines.
I have an April fools joke going on with my landlord
I am not paying rent this April 1st hehe, don't tell him.
What do you call a female clown?
April Fools.
Babies born March 31st are the easiest to prank on April Fool’s
They were literally born yesterday.
In the spirit of Easter, I've hidden eggs around the appartment.
In the spirit of April Fools, I'm not telling my roommates.
This April fools, I decided to swipe right on only the ugly people on Tinder and then burn them.
Still no matches.
For April fools my girlfriend replaced my alphabits with Cheerios.
I have no words to say how angry I am.
As an April fools joke, I told my SO that I was pregnant...
...sadly she didn't fall for it.
What did Jesus say when he rose from the dead on Easter Sunday?
April Fools! I'm not really dead!
Why Do News Channels love April Fools Day?
Because it's socially acceptable to do what they already do every day of the year.
Easter and April Fools’ are on the same day this year.
For efficiency, send your kids to look for eggs that you haven’t hidden.
Easter this year is April Fools Day
Just remember that so you don't fall for any crazy stories like people coming back from the dead.
Alright 2020, you’ve had your fun.
Now say ‘April fools’ and let us get back to our lives, yeah?
April Fools Day: The day every newspaper tries to fool readers by sneaking in at least one properly researched, factually correct story.
Girl: "Babe I'm pregnant you're the father."

Guy: "Can't fool me it's April's Fools Day!"

Girl: "Haha! got me! You're not the father."
My colleagues took April Fools Day pretty seriously this year.
Over a month and a half of going into the office and they're all still hiding from me.
Did you know the first Easter and ther first April Fools Day coincided as well?
The founder of both was a real trickster... He faked his own death!
GF - I'm sorry babe but I've cheated on you.

BF - I'm sorry as well, I've also cheated on you.

GF - April fools day!

BF - Mine was on the 24th of March.
Rabbit Puns
Why are bunnies always tired in April? Because they just finished a March.
Thanksgiving Jokes
Why did the Pilgrims want to sail to America in the spring?

Because April showers bring Mayflowers!
Funny Money Quotes
“October: This is one of the particularly dangerous months to invest in stocks. Other dangerous months are July, January, September, April, November, May, March, June, December, August and February.” Mark Twain
Rain Puns
Why don’t Native Americans like to do rain dances in April anymore?

Because April showers bring Mayflowers.
Easter Puns
Easter and April Fools fall on the same day this year...
You could say it only happens once in a blue moon.
In My Defense...
Defense Attorney: "Will you please state your age?" Little Old Lady: "I am 86 years old." Defense Attorney: Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened the night of April 1st? Little Old Lady: "There I was, sitting in my swing on my front porch on a warm spring evening, when a young man comes creeping up on the porch and sat down beside me." Defense Attorney: "Did you know him?" Little Old Lady: "No, but he sure was friendly." Defense Attorney: "What happened after he sat down?" Little Old Lady: "He started to rub my thigh." Defense Attorney: "Did you stop him?" Little Old Lady: "No, I didn’t stop him." Defense Attorney: "Why not?" Little Old Lady: "It felt good. Nobody had done that to me since my Albert died some 30 years ago." Defense Attorney: "What happened next?" Little Old Lady: "He began to rub my breasts." Defense Attorney: "Did you stop him then?" Little Old Lady: "No, I did not stop him." Defense Attorney: "Why not?" Little Old Lady: "It made me feel alive. I haven’t felt that good in years!" Defense Attorney: "What happened next?" Little Old Lady:" Well, by then, I was feeling a little hot and bothered, so I asked him to come closer." Defense Attorney: "And did he?" Little Old Lady: "Well, he came closer.... and then yelled, “April Fools!” And that’s when I shot the bastard."
Atheists Need a Holiday
An atheist became incensed over Christmas holiday preparations. He filed a lawsuit about the constant celebrations given to Christians and Jews while atheists had no holiday to celebrate. The case was brought before a judge. After listening to the long, passionate presentation by the atheist's lawyer, the judge banged his gavel and declared, "Case dismissed!" The lawyer immediately stood and objected to the ruling. "Your honor, how can you possibly dismiss this case? The Christians have Christmas, Easter, and many other observances. Jews have Passover, Yom Kippur, and Hanukkah. Yet, my client and all other atheists have no such holiday!" The judge leaned forward in his chair and simply said, "Obviously, your client is too confused to know about, much less celebrate his own atheist holiday!" The lawyer pompously said, "Your honor, we are unaware of any such holiday for atheists. Just when might that holiday be?" The judge replied, "Well, it comes every year on exactly the same date. Psalm 14:1 states, 'The fool says in his heart, there is no God.' Thus, if your client says there is no God then, according to the Bible, he is a fool. April Fool's Day is his holiday. Now, get out of my courtroom!"
Funny Tongue Twisters
Ann and Andy's anniversary is in April.
Spring Puns
Who does May like the best?
April Showers, because April Showers brings May flowers!
Does February like March?
No, but April May.
Which monster plays the most April Fool’s jokes?
Prankenstein.
Do you know about April 1st?
Yes, I’m fooly aware of it!
Does anything come after April A?
May B!
After a long March, April always puts a little spring in my step.
What’s the freshest herb you can find in April?
Spring-thyme!
Should you plant flowers in any month besides April?
May as well!
If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
Pilgrims.
What can you find in the middle of April and March but not at the beginning or end of either?
The letter R!
Why does Foghorn Leghorn take it slow when April rolls around?
Because he’s no spring chicken!
Why is everyone so tired on April 1st?
Because they just finished a long 31-day long March!
What’s the biggest difference between Thanksgiving and April Fool’s Day?
On one you’re thankful but on the other you’re prankful.
Chuck Norris Jokes
Chuck Norris’ calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, because no one fools Chuck Norris.
Garden Puns
Has anyone else's gardening skills improved during this quarantine like mine have?
I planted myself on the sofa at the beginning of April and I've grown bigger ever since.
Tax Quotes
"Isn't it appropriate that the month of the tax begins with April Fool's Day and ends with cries of 'May Day!'?"
- Rob Knauerhase
Funny Summer Quotes
If I don’t make it to heaven, at least I know what hell feels like with this heat!”
― April Mae Monterrosa
Frankenstein Puns
What monster plays the most April Fool’s jokes?
Prankenstein!
Storm Puns
I know a man whose last name is Storm
He has three daughters: Summer, April, and Haley.
One Liners for Kids
Can February March? No. But April May.
Can February march?
No, but April may.
Shopping for Underwear
A man walks up to the counter. "Two pairs of underwear please." The man behind the counter looks at him in disbelief. "Only two pairs of underwear?" "Yup. I wear one while the other is in the wash." The man behind the counter looks at him in disgust, then rings out his order. A second man walks in. "5 pairs of underwear please." "Only 5 eh?" "Yeah, I wear one for every weekday, then go commando all the weekend." The man behind the counter shakes his head. "Well, you're better then the last guy!" A third man walks in. "7 pairs of underwear please." "Finally, a man who knows hygiene!" "Yes, I do try. One for every day, and I do my laundry on Sunday." At the end of the day, a fourth man walks into the underwear store. "12 pairs of underwear please." "Wow! You must be really clean!" The man smiles. "Yup, that's me! Err, hang on, let me see if I counted right. January, February, March, April..."