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Corona Virus Jokes
I went to the chemist today and asked the assistant "what kills the Corona Virus?"

She replied to me "Ammonia Cleaner"

I said "Oh, I am sorry, I thought you worked here."
One Liners and Short Jokes
I recently decided to sell my vacuum cleaner as all it was doing was gathering dust.
Music Puns
What is the difference between a drummer and a vacuum cleaner?
You have to plug one of them in before it sucks.
Cowboy Puns
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked
doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?
Cowboy Jokes
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked
doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?
Funny Yoga Quotes
"What did the yogi tell the door-to-door salesperson who came to his home selling vacuum cleaners? Too many attachments!"

- Sadhana Yoga
Planet Puns
There’s a lot of proposals on cleaning up space in earth’s orbit from broken satellites.
Looks like they’ll need a vacuum cleaner.
Ski Puns
How are snow boards and vacuum cleaners alike?
Both have dirt bags on board.
Funny Parenting Quotes
"It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawnmower, snowblower, or vacuum cleaner." – Ben Bergor
Toilet Puns
I entered an auction on Ebay for a water butt cleaner.
But, I got out-bidet.
Appliance Puns
When you clean out a vacuum cleaner, you make the vacuum cleaner.
When you clean out a vacuum cleaner, does that make YOU a vacuum cleaner?
I brought a new vacuum cleaner.
It sucks.
What did the vacuum cleaner salesman say before murdering his son?
Dyson!
Just bought a vacuum cleaner, from a Buddhist selling them door to door. I should have known better..
It came with no attachments.
If you think that your phone, laptop, microwave and fridge spying on you is bad
Then you should know that your vaccum cleaner has been collecting dirt on you for a while .
Jokes For Women
How does the man help clean the house? Raising the feet, for the woman to pass the vacuum cleaner on the carpet.
Puns
True house cleaners aren't just born
They're maid.
Witch Puns
Why do witches fly on broomsticks?
Because vacuum cleaner cords aren’t long enough.