What do you name a knight who has been able to persevere through all the barriers in his way? A Sir Vivor!
The castle and court of Camelot were famous for their knight-life.
In the dark ages, the knights had to attend a special type of school. It was the Knight School.
Knights have always used one type of lamp since medieval times. These lamps are now called Knight Lamps.
There were two knights who were fighting a long duel with each other. The fight ended when one of them chopped off the other's leg- guess the knight was defeeted.
There was this knight who would be always roasting whatever he would catch for food. Guess this is why he was known as the Bonfire Knight.
Most of the knights of the round table of King Arthur were in their middle ages.
What was the nickname for the knight who ruled the fort?
"Fortnite"
What do you call a knight in a cannibal village? Canned food.
What do you call a candle in armor?
A knight light
Vincent Van Gogh met a knight during the latter part of his life, who inspired him to draw one of his most famous paintings - The Starry Knight.
The knight fell very sick over the weekend. He had a running temperature and was feeling very nauseous. The doctor called it the Saturday Knight Fever.
My sister once took a knight as a dance partner to her high-school party because it was a prom knight.
Although knights were considered protectors of the realm, they sometimes did get involved in the politics of their time. This was because the knights followed knight-wing politics.
Once upon a time, a knight hosted a live improvisational comedy show for everyone in town. It was known as 'Saturday Knight Live'.
These days, knights love to watch movies, and their favorite genre is the horror and the action genre. Also, I am pretty sure that their favorite movie is 'Knight Of The Living Dead.'
Once, a wizard had cursed a knight and turned him into a bird. To express his sorrow, he sang throughout the entire day because he had become a knightingle.
When many knights were being killed by guns and bombs, the medieval scientist discovered a weapon that would destroy all their enemies. It was known as the knightrogen bomb!
The one time of the day when knights are willing to work is during the knightshift.
In the medieval ages, many knights had to travel throughout day and night. In order to increase their visibility in darkness, they invented a device known as the knightvision goggles.
How did knights in the middle-ages get across a moat?
Moataboat
Which knight is the protector of foods?
Sir Anwrap
King Arthur had a knight in charge of determining property boundaries.
Sir Veyor
A great knight became all discombobulated and lost his weapons...
He was all out of swords.
Who was King Arthur's alcoholic knight?
Sir Ohsis of the Liver
The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference.
He acquired his size from too much pi.
What type of weapon does a vegetable knight use?
A-spear-iguess
Where does a Knights templar keep his valuables?
A deus vult
What do you call a knight that jousts all the time
Sir Lance-alot
What do you call a knight who is afraid to fight?
Sir Render
What did King Arthur call his sneakiest knight?
Sir Valence.
A knight bursts into a blacksmith and yells "You smelt my armor!"
The blacksmith was calm and collected and replied: "Yes, and what a lovely scent it had."
Who was the knight that was very secretive?
Sir Reptitious
What do you call a cow apart of the Knights of the Round Table?
Sir Loin
Did you know that back in medieval times, soldiers would sleep with lanterns next to them so they could see if something happened.
They were called "Knight Lights"
How did they name those guys who wore shiny armor in medieval times?
They couldn't think of a name, so they decided to call it a knight.
When does a medieval soldier sleep?
Knight time
When does a medieval soldier sleep?
Knight time
Lance is an uncommon name nowadays but in medieval times...
people were called Lance a lot.
What do you call a Medieval knight who's always sure of himself?
Sir Tainly.
What was written on a knight's headstone?
Rust in peace.
What was Camelot famous for?
It's knight life.
Why did Arthur have a round table?
So nobody could corner him!
What do you call a knight who wants to overthrow the King?
Sir Plant.
Which one of King Arthur's knights named the Round Table?
Sir Cumference
Medieval cures...
Were leeches on society
Dance music can be traced back to medieval times when a farmer dropped some heavy beets.
Why were people in the Medieval times so self absorbed?
Because they thought that they were the center of the universe.
Why couldn't Vivaldi play medieval music?
Because his violin was Baroque
What do you call a medieval siege machine that throws flowers?
A trebouquet