Have you heard about the banker who drowned in a river? It was a river of cash.
Why did the river refuse to join the sea? Because the sea was salty.
What did the river sue for?
Beaver damage.
The scientists decided to clean up the Thames because it had a dirty mouth.
What did Sherlock Holmes say to Watson when he noticed sandstone deposits on the river bank? "It's sedimentary, my dear Watson."
What is the name of the car that passes through the narrow stream of the river? Fjord.
What is at the end of a rainbow?
The letter W.
What did the sea say to the river? You can run but you can't tide.
Why did two fishes go to the riverbank? They wanted to withdraw their fins.
What do you call an old snowman? A creek.
The river turned out to be a great party guy because he just went with the flow.
I was gonna make a river joke, but I don't think it's current.
Every time I passed a ring-shaped coral reef with a coral rim that encircles a lagoon, I had to pay a fee. It was atoll.
Why did the chicken cross the river?
To get to the otter side
What's the fastest thing on the river bed?
A motor-pike and side-carp.
Rivers are...
the original streaming service.
The ocean cut off all ties with the river, because the river turned out to be too shallow.
Diving into shallow water could lead to jumping to wrong conclusions.
Where do fish keep their money? In river banks.
Who carries out operations in a river? A sturgeon.
Took the family on a whitewater rafting trip, and first time we came to a sudden descent in the river, we lost everything...
That was just one of the downfalls!
I took a walk down by the river the other day and I heard two birds speaking Spanish...
Turns out they were Portu-Geese.
What's the difference between Amazon Prime and the Amazon River? The Amazon River actually has sails.
I see fewer and fewer rainbow tie-dye t-shirts these days. It's a dying art.
Last night the river was arrested. The river was accused of illegal streaming.
The insane amount of rainfall in Poland did not lead the river to flood, all was in Oder.
There are so much beautiful sceneries near the river valleys. They are totally gorges.
The man got shocked when he got down in the river because the river current was too strong.
I enjoy throwing coins in the river and watching them. I like studying my cash flow.
Why did the River need Jesus? It was dammed.
The river fish went to the library and asked if he can get a book. The librarian said: "You can start by-rowing it."