I have a butcher friend in London. Last week he caught a huge sea creature in the river there and made it into sausage. It was the beast of Thames. It was the wurst of Thames.
If your boat turns upside down in the river, you can wear it on your head because it's capsized.
Why are small dried up river beds so cool? Because they're ex-stream.
What did Sherlock Holmes say to Watson when he noticed sandstone deposits on the river bank? "It's sedimentary, my dear Watson."
What did the sea say to the river? You can run but you can't tide.
Why did the river refuse to join the sea? Because the sea was salty.
I enjoy throwing coins in the river and watching them. I like studying my cash flow.
Did you know the Mississippi River is a girl?
If it was a guy it would be the misterssippi River.
The man got shocked when he got down in the river because the river current was too strong.
You have to act quickly during a flood because it's an emergent sea.
The reason lakes are bigger than rivers is because one has running water whereas the other water is merely standing.
I see fewer and fewer rainbow tie-dye t-shirts these days. It's a dying art.
Where do fish keep their money? In river banks.
There are so much beautiful sceneries near the river valleys. They are totally gorges.
Don't get tide-up in sorrows, you will only cry a river.
Rivers are...
the original streaming service.
What did the priest say at the flooding river?
God, dam it!
What did the river sue for?
Beaver damage.
The dock keeps floating above the river because of the pier- pressure.
The river fish went to the library and asked if he can get a book. The librarian said: "You can start by-rowing it."
Every time I passed a ring-shaped coral reef with a coral rim that encircles a lagoon, I had to pay a fee. It was atoll.
Why did the River go to the doctor? Her flow wouldn't stop.
I thought I was swimming in the river Thames, but apparently I made it all the way to France before I realized I'm in Seine.
What is the name of the car that passes through the narrow stream of the river? Fjord.
How much do you love rainbows? Just a skittle bit.
The scientists decided to clean up the Thames because it had a dirty mouth.
What is at the end of a rainbow?
The letter W.
Last night the river was arrested. The river was accused of illegal streaming.
As I am walking towards my classroom, I get to know that my miss-is-sippi-ng my glass of water.
I once dreamt of crossing a wide river...
But it ended up being just a ferry tale.
I'm debating whether I should cross the river on foot or use my rowboat...
It's row v. wade.