Why did the river refuse to join the sea? Because the sea was salty.
What did Sherlock Holmes say to Watson when he noticed sandstone deposits on the river bank? "It's sedimentary, my dear Watson."
The dock keeps floating above the river because of the pier- pressure.
Why did two fishes go to the riverbank? They wanted to withdraw their fins.
Took the family on a whitewater rafting trip, and first time we came to a sudden descent in the river, we lost everything...
That was just one of the downfalls!
Why are you bringing me to this mountain river after our couple therapy session?!
Our therapist said I need to valley date you.
I was gonna make a river joke, but I don't think it's current.
Why did the chicken cross the river?
To get to the otter side
Don't get tide-up in sorrows, you will only cry a river.
I like rivers very much. I was watching a live stream earlier.
The river turned out to be a great party guy because he just went with the flow.
I have a butcher friend in London. Last week he caught a huge sea creature in the river there and made it into sausage. It was the beast of Thames. It was the wurst of Thames.
Where do fish keep their money? In river banks.
What did the monochrome say to the rainbow?
Oh no! My arch nemesis!
Every time I passed a ring-shaped coral reef with a coral rim that encircles a lagoon, I had to pay a fee. It was atoll.
The river fish went to the library and asked if he can get a book. The librarian said: "You can start by-rowing it."
what do you call the smaller rivers that run into the nile?
The juveniles
What did the river sue for?
Beaver damage.
I'm debating whether I should cross the river on foot or use my rowboat...
It's row v. wade.
One time, while visiting a river town, my brother was hungry and I fed him freshly made stream buns.
Two fish are swimming in a river, when one of them hits a concrete wall. He turns to the other and says: "Dam"
I once dreamt of crossing a wide river...
But it ended up being just a ferry tale.
Rivers are...
the original streaming service.
The lake did not like the river because it felt that the river was not very lake-able.
Where do fish wash? In a river basin.
What's the fastest thing on the river bed?
A motor-pike and side-carp.
I thought I was swimming in the river Thames, but apparently I made it all the way to France before I realized I'm in Seine.
What is the name of the car that passes through the narrow stream of the river? Fjord.
What did the sea say to the river? You can run but you can't tide.
In what state is the Amazon River? It is in the liquid state.
I enjoy throwing coins in the river and watching them. I like studying my cash flow.