what do you call the smaller rivers that run into the nile?
The juveniles
I once dreamt of crossing a wide river...
But it ended up being just a ferry tale.
Every time I passed a ring-shaped coral reef with a coral rim that encircles a lagoon, I had to pay a fee. It was atoll.
I was gonna make a river joke, but I don't think it's current.
What do you call an old snowman? A creek.
Have you heard about the banker who drowned in a river? It was a river of cash.
As I am walking towards my classroom, I get to know that my miss-is-sippi-ng my glass of water.
The man got shocked when he got down in the river because the river current was too strong.
One time, while visiting a river town, my brother was hungry and I fed him freshly made stream buns.
I took a walk down by the river the other day and I heard two birds speaking Spanish...
Turns out they were Portu-Geese.
I'm reading a book called "The Yellow River"
It's written by I.P. Freely
Where do fish keep their money? In river banks.
You have to act quickly during a flood because it's an emergent sea.
Rivers are so lazy they never get out of their beds.
Who carries out operations in a river? A sturgeon.
I thought I was swimming in the river Thames, but apparently I made it all the way to France before I realized I'm in Seine.
How much do you love rainbows? Just a skittle bit.
I see fewer and fewer rainbow tie-dye t-shirts these days. It's a dying art.
What is at the end of a rainbow?
The letter W.
What did the monochrome say to the rainbow?
Oh no! My arch nemesis!
I enjoy throwing coins in the river and watching them. I like studying my cash flow.
If your boat turns upside down in the river, you can wear it on your head because it's capsized.
Why didn't the hipster swim in the river? It was too mainstream.
The river fish went to the library and asked if he can get a book. The librarian said: "You can start by-rowing it."
The fisherman lost his new fishing hook in the river. He refused to accept it. He was in the Nile.
I have a butcher friend in London. Last week he caught a huge sea creature in the river there and made it into sausage. It was the beast of Thames. It was the wurst of Thames.
The insane amount of rainfall in Poland did not lead the river to flood, all was in Oder.
There are so much beautiful sceneries near the river valleys. They are totally gorges.
I like rivers very much. I was watching a live stream earlier.
Why are small dried up river beds so cool? Because they're ex-stream.
What's the difference between Amazon Prime and the Amazon River? The Amazon River actually has sails.