The troll told his girlfriend that he was head ogre heels for her.
Why did the troll fall back with his army?
He didn't want to be ogre-run by the enemy.
Why did no one want to sit near Shrek?
He had terrible body ogre.
What do you call it when a monster gets mad?
Ogre-reacting!
Judging by the sounds, there’s an ogre staying in the hotel room above me.
Hopefully he shreks out tomorrow.
What would you call an ogre who can write and recite poetry??
Shrekspeare.
Everyone loves my Halloween costume, but I still see room for improvement.
I guess I'm an ogre-achiever.
A monster terrorized a village.
He kept doing it ogre and ogre again...
What is an ogre's favorite snack?
Y-ogre-t.
My wife threatened to leave me if I didn't stop making monster puns.
So I guess our relationship might as well be ogre.
Shrek isn't bad, but he's not that great either. I guess you could say he's medi-ogre.
- Dad, where are the DVDs? Where's Shrek, I want to watch it.
- Somewhere ogre there.
Did you hear about the person who watched too many Shrek movies?
He ogre-dosed.
What happened when the monster's football game was all tied up?
They went into ogre time.
A green ogre came up to me and began saying how stressed he was/
I said, "You're a nervous Shrek."
What do you call an ogre in an accident?
A car Shrek.
What sound does it make when an ogre eats a witch for breakfast?
Snap cackle n' pop