Why are there fish at the bottom of the sea?
Because they dropped out of school.
I had a dream the ocean was filled with orange soda
It was a Fanta sea.
What drug is illegal in the ocean
Sea weed
What does a dolphin say when he’s confused?
Can you please be more Pacific?
Why is the ocean so salty?
Because the land never waves back.
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
The prawn broker.
What did the carp say to his crush?
Don’t play koi with me!
Did you hear about the Spanish ocean?
Si.
What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
A nervous wreck.
What do you call two bandits in a race on the ocean.
Piracy.
Did you hear about the red ship that collided with the blue ship?
All the sailors were marooned.
Why does the ocean roar?
You would too if you had crabs on your bottom.
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Thanks for all the sediment.
I went fishing in the ocean the other day and caught one fish
but I think it was just a fluke.
What did the lobsterman say when his crate turned up empty?
It a-piers we have a problem.
Why do freshwater fish cry so much?
They’re just a stream of emotions.
How do you cut an ocean in half?
With a seasaw!
What did the tuna say to her overzealous partner?
I think we need to scale things back here.
What did one tidepool say to the other tidepool?
Show me your mussels!
How did the shark plead in the murder case?
Not gill-ty.
Why didn’t the two algae ever have se*?
Because they had a planktonic relationship
What do baleen whales call a hook-up?
Netflix and krill.
Why did the fisherman suddenly redirect his boat?
Just for the halibut.
Where does seaweed look for a job?
In the kelp-wanted section.
How do you split the ocean in half?
With a sea-saw.
My friend asked me how big the ocean is.
I said "can you be more Pacific?"
My dad hates the ocean, but the other day he bought a boat.
He never could resist a good sail.
A red ship and a blue ship collided in the ocean.
Apparently the survivors are marooned.
What is a blue whale’s favourite James Bond Film?
Licence to Krill.
What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
A nervous wreck.
Why did the fisherman start doing drugs?
Pier pressure.