What did the Ocean say to the shore?
Nothing. It just waved.
What’s a cetacean’s favorite TV show?
Whale of Fortune.
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
The prawn broker.
What does a mermaid wear to math class?
An algae-bra, naturally.
Have you heard about the restaurant that caters exclusively to dolphins?
It only has one customer, but at least it serves a porpoise.
What did the sarcastic otter say?
I think you’ve confused me with someone who builds a dam.
Why did the lobster blush?
Because the sea weed.
Why did the fisherman start doing drugs?
Pier pressure.
Why does the mermaid wear seashells?
Because she grew out of her B-shells.
What is the best way to communicate with a fish?
Drop it a line!
What did one tidepool say to the other tidepool?
Show me your mussels!
What does the fish say when she disagrees with her husband?
I don’t quite sea it that way.
What did the tuna say to her overzealous partner?
I think we need to scale things back here.
My friend asked me how big the ocean is.
I said "can you be more Pacific?"
Why is the ocean so salty?
Because the land never waves back.
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Thanks for all the sediment.
What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
A nervous wreck.
I was going to tell a joke about the natural disaster in the Indian Ocean
But it was too Tsunami.
Why is the ocean always blue?
Because the shore never waves back.
Are you addicted to the ocean and ocean life?
If you are, sea kelp
What do you call two bandits in a race on the ocean.
Piracy.
What drug is illegal in the ocean
Sea weed
What did the lobsterman say when his crate turned up empty?
It a-piers we have a problem.
What does a dolphin say when he’s confused?
Can you please be more Pacific?
What did the carp say to his crush?
Don’t play koi with me!
How did the shark plead in the murder case?
Not gill-ty.
What does a fish say when he makes a mistake?
It was just a fluke!
Why did the fisherman suddenly redirect his boat?
Just for the halibut.
Why are there fish at the bottom of the sea?
Because they dropped out of school.
I had a dream the ocean was filled with orange soda
It was a Fanta sea.
Why don’t clams give to charity?
Because they’re shellfish!