What did the Turkey wear on Halloween?
He was a goblin.
Did you hear about the goblin that got his left arm and left leg cut off?
Well don't worry, he's all right now.
Why was there no food left at the Halloween party?
Because everyone was a goblin.
What do you call a goblin brigand?
A robgoblin.
What do goblins and ghosts drink when they’re hot and thirsty on Halloween?
Ghoul-aid!!!
What do you get when you cross a goblin, a stop sign, and immortality?
An everlasting gobstopper!
What do you call a rich goblin?
GOBLING.
What do you call a goblin with an injured leg?
A hobblin' goblin.
How does a goblin eat a hotdog?
By goblin it.
What does goblin's blood consist of?
Hemogoblin.
What's a goblins favorite dinner?
Ghoulash.