Why was there no food left at the Halloween party?
Because everyone was a goblin.
How does a goblin eat a hotdog?
By goblin it.
What do goblins and ghosts drink when they’re hot and thirsty on Halloween?
Ghoul-aid!!!
What did the Turkey wear on Halloween?
He was a goblin.
What do you call a rich goblin?
GOBLING.
What do you get when you cross a goblin, a stop sign, and immortality?
An everlasting gobstopper!
What do you call a goblin brigand?
A robgoblin.
What's a goblins favorite dinner?
Ghoulash.
What does goblin's blood consist of?
Hemogoblin.
What do you call a goblin with an injured leg?
A hobblin' goblin.
Did you hear about the goblin that got his left arm and left leg cut off?
Well don't worry, he's all right now.