What do you get when you cross a goblin, a stop sign, and immortality?
An everlasting gobstopper!
What do you call a goblin with an injured leg?
A hobblin' goblin.
What did the Turkey wear on Halloween?
He was a goblin.
What's a goblins favorite dinner?
Ghoulash.
What do you call a rich goblin?
GOBLING.
Did you hear about the goblin that got his left arm and left leg cut off?
Well don't worry, he's all right now.
What does goblin's blood consist of?
Hemogoblin.
How does a goblin eat a hotdog?
By goblin it.
What do goblins and ghosts drink when they’re hot and thirsty on Halloween?
Ghoul-aid!!!
What do you call a goblin brigand?
A robgoblin.
Why was there no food left at the Halloween party?
Because everyone was a goblin.