Did you hear about the goblin that got his left arm and left leg cut off?
Well don't worry, he's all right now.
What did the Turkey wear on Halloween?
He was a goblin.
What do you call a rich goblin?
GOBLING.
What's a goblins favorite dinner?
Ghoulash.
What does goblin's blood consist of?
Hemogoblin.
What do you call a goblin with an injured leg?
A hobblin' goblin.
How does a goblin eat a hotdog?
By goblin it.
What do you call a goblin brigand?
A robgoblin.
What do you get when you cross a goblin, a stop sign, and immortality?
An everlasting gobstopper!
Why was there no food left at the Halloween party?
Because everyone was a goblin.
What do goblins and ghosts drink when they’re hot and thirsty on Halloween?
Ghoul-aid!!!