How does a goblin eat a hotdog?
By goblin it.
Did you hear about the goblin that got his left arm and left leg cut off?
Well don't worry, he's all right now.
What do goblins and ghosts drink when they’re hot and thirsty on Halloween?
Ghoul-aid!!!
What do you get when you cross a goblin, a stop sign, and immortality?
An everlasting gobstopper!
What does goblin's blood consist of?
Hemogoblin.
What do you call a rich goblin?
GOBLING.
What did the Turkey wear on Halloween?
He was a goblin.
What do you call a goblin with an injured leg?
A hobblin' goblin.
What's a goblins favorite dinner?
Ghoulash.
Why was there no food left at the Halloween party?
Because everyone was a goblin.
What do you call a goblin brigand?
A robgoblin.