There is a Giant Screwdriver attacking the city. Please seek shelter immediately. This is not a drill.
Why did the Green Giant lay down in the field?
So he could Rest in Peas.
What did the giant say to Jack when he caught him sneaking around his castle?
"Have you bean stalking me?"
What is the fear of giants called?
Fee-fi-phobia
Why is the giant afraid of Jack?
Because Jack's beanstalking him.
What does the iron-deficient giant say?
- Fi fo fum.
Did you hear about the giant who threw up?
It's all over town!
A pirate I know likes clothes made by an Italian fashion giant...
He dresses in Argh-mani suits.
Did you see that movie about King Kong, the giant ape?
The plot was pretty bananas.
Why does it take so long to shave a giant sheep with normal-sized clippers?
Shear size.
Heard a rumor of a giant butterfly in London. Probably just an urban moth.
An Indonesian Giant stubbed his foot on a volcano...
- Did he Krakatoa?
Please stop making jokes about little people
How would you feel if a bunch of giants made jokes about you?
A man has been arrested in South Africa for shooting a giant chess set
What's wrong with those big game hunters?!
What did the giant say after he ate Fiji?
- I want Samoa!
I don’t care if all of the other giants see me as a big joke for filing a restraining order on a guy I’ve got 75 feet on.
Beanstalked is a serious matter.
I used to fear giants.
Now I look up to them.
Where do you find giant snails?
At the end of a giant’s finger.
A giant fly has attacked the local police...
Police have called the SWAT team.
How do you talk to giants?
Use big words!
When a big giant eel takes your hand for a meal...
...that’s a moray.