Beach Puns

Time to get a tan and a full dose of humor! So head on over to the Beach Puns to get the best of both.

Beach Puns

The bartender asks one of The Beach Boys what they’d like, so he looks back to his friends
“Get a round?” “Round?” “Round?” “I’ll get a round!”
I asked the land beside the ocean if he was certain he wasn't beach.
But he was pretty shore.
My sister said I would never be able to make a beach pun.
Is seashore about that?
Beach you to it.
I can sea clearly now.
Sorry, I'm octopied.
Sea you at the beach.
Life's a beach. Enjoy the waves.
Are you squiding me right now?
Beach, please.
All you need is a good dose of vitamin sea.
Whale, hello there.
Love the beach. Can I be any more Pacific?
Lost at sea? I'm not shore.
If there's a will, there's a wave.
Please excuse my resting beach face.
Salty but sweet.
Shell yeah.
Tis the sea-sun.
Avoid pier pressure.
Don't get tide down.
That crazy little sun of a beach.
The ocean made me salty.
Girls just wanna have sun.
Water you doing?
Tropic like it's hot.
Seas the day.
Feeling fintastic.