What do you call a half man half horse in the middle of an army formation?
The centaur of attention.
A sphinx was guarding a road when a traveler walked by.
The sphinx said to the man, "You may pass if you can answer my riddle: What is wider than an ocean, heavier than a mountain, and unbounded by the laws of physics?"
The man thought for a moment and answered, "Imagination."
"Wrong," said the Sphinx. "The answer is your mom."
According to Greek mythology, Chiron was a half horse half human doctor.
This made him the Centaur for Disease Control.
What would you call a singer who's really scared of medusa?
A rockstar.
Within the labyrinthine bureaucracy prowls the deadly Adminotaur.
What do you call half of a centaur?
A per-centaur.
What did one sea monster say to the other sea monster when they started their new jobs as sewer inspectors?
- It’s going to be a Nessie job, but let’s get Kraken!
Why do Minotaurs make terrible detectives?
Because they hate to go on steak-outs!
Pan wants to lead his kind to rebellion, but...
He can't get no Satyr Faction.
I feel like Medusa was in some rocky relationships.
What was it like to fight Medusa?
- At first I was afraid, then I was petrified...
What did the Minotaur order at Starbucks?
Half-calf.
If you encounter a sea monster, you better get Kraken!
What do you call a very active hydra?
Hydradynamic.
What do Krakens eat?
Fish and ships.
What did the giant octopus say to the pirate ship?
- What’s Kraken?
What do you call a titan that can't swim?
Titanic.