I have no idea how so many people didn’t make it out the labyrinth.
It only took me a minotaur two.
Pan wants to lead his kind to rebellion, but...
He can't get no Satyr Faction.
I hear the Minotaur is really stubborn....
He's really bull-headed.
What is Medusa’s favorite cheese?
Gorgonzola.
What do you call a titan that can't swim?
Titanic.
A sphinx was guarding a road when a traveler walked by.
The sphinx said to the man, "You may pass if you can answer my riddle: What is wider than an ocean, heavier than a mountain, and unbounded by the laws of physics?"
The man thought for a moment and answered, "Imagination."
"Wrong," said the Sphinx. "The answer is your mom."
If you think Earth has too few human-animal hybrids, then it behooves you to become a centaur.
What was the most common game played by Greek Gods?
Hydra and seek.
What would you call a singer who's really scared of medusa?
A rockstar.
"If you want to pass this point alive, you must answer my riddle: What goes on four legs in the morning, two legs at noon and on three legs in the evening?" the Sphinx asked.
Oedipus pondered for a moment, "Probably one of those new Pokemones," he finally replied. "There is like 600 of them.
"Fair enough man," spoke the Sphinx. "I can't reasonably expect you to remember all their names. You may pass."
These sea monster jokes are so funny.
They had me kraken!
What did the minotaur say to the real estate agent?
- Amazing.
Never believe minotaurs...
Half of everything they say is bull.
What do you call a small Minotaur?
A Minitaur.
What do you call half of a centaur?
A per-centaur.
What did one sea monster say to the other sea monster when they started their new jobs as sewer inspectors?
- It’s going to be a Nessie job, but let’s get Kraken!
Why did king Minos put Minotaur inside a labyrinth?
He wanted to amaze his wife.