Why did king Minos put Minotaur inside a labyrinth?
He wanted to amaze his wife.
When a Minotaur considers himself an optimist is it that he sees his glass as half-bull?
Why did the ad agency hire a hydra?
She knew how to wear many different hats.
What do you call a very active hydra?
Hydradynamic.
What do hydras fear the most?
Dehydration!
A sphinx was guarding a road when a traveler walked by.
The sphinx said to the man, "You may pass if you can answer my riddle: What is wider than an ocean, heavier than a mountain, and unbounded by the laws of physics?"
The man thought for a moment and answered, "Imagination."
"Wrong," said the Sphinx. "The answer is your mom."
"If you want to pass this point alive, you must answer my riddle: What goes on four legs in the morning, two legs at noon and on three legs in the evening?" the Sphinx asked.
Oedipus pondered for a moment, "Probably one of those new Pokemones," he finally replied. "There is like 600 of them.
"Fair enough man," spoke the Sphinx. "I can't reasonably expect you to remember all their names. You may pass."
What's the similarity between a sailor and a thief?
Both have a phobia for sirens.
What do you call a mythical being working in a smoothie store?
Mejuicea.
If you encounter a sea monster, you better get Kraken!
Within the labyrinthine bureaucracy prowls the deadly Adminotaur.
What would you call a singer who's really scared of medusa?
A rockstar.
How did Poseidon greet the sea monster?
- Hey buddy, what's kraken?
What was the most common game played by Greek Gods?
Hydra and seek.
What do you call a titan that can't swim?
Titanic.
According to Greek mythology, Chiron was a half horse half human doctor.
This made him the Centaur for Disease Control.
I wish medusa would stop objectifying people.