What is Medusa’s favorite cheese?
Gorgonzola.
Who is Medusa’s cheesy cousin?
Gorgon Zola
What do you call a small Minotaur?
A Minitaur.
I met an annoying squid who wanted to become a comedian.
He wouldn’t stop kraken jokes.
I feel like Medusa was in some rocky relationships.
I have no idea how so many people didn’t make it out the labyrinth.
It only took me a minotaur two.
What do Krakens eat?
Fish and ships.
I’ve started dating Medusa recently.
Our relationship rocks!
- Hey, graduate student Minotaur, what are you up to today?
- Not much, just working on my Theseus.
I heard Medusa looked really pretty.
In fact, her looks were stunning.
"If you want to pass this point alive, you must answer my riddle: What goes on four legs in the morning, two legs at noon and on three legs in the evening?" the Sphinx asked.
Oedipus pondered for a moment, "Probably one of those new Pokemones," he finally replied. "There is like 600 of them.
"Fair enough man," spoke the Sphinx. "I can't reasonably expect you to remember all their names. You may pass."
What did one sea monster say to the other sea monster when they started their new jobs as sewer inspectors?
- It’s going to be a Nessie job, but let’s get Kraken!
What would you call a singer who's really scared of medusa?
A rockstar.
Pan wants to lead his kind to rebellion, but...
He can't get no Satyr Faction.
When a Minotaur considers himself an optimist is it that he sees his glass as half-bull?
These sea monster jokes are so funny.
They had me kraken!
Why did the ad agency hire a hydra?
She knew how to wear many different hats.