Why did the ad agency hire a hydra?
She knew how to wear many different hats.
A sphinx was guarding a road when a traveler walked by.
The sphinx said to the man, "You may pass if you can answer my riddle: What is wider than an ocean, heavier than a mountain, and unbounded by the laws of physics?"
The man thought for a moment and answered, "Imagination."
"Wrong," said the Sphinx. "The answer is your mom."
Why did the kraken eat 5 ships that were carrying potatoes?
Because nobody can eat just one potato ship.
I met an annoying squid who wanted to become a comedian.
He wouldn’t stop kraken jokes.
According to Greek mythology, Chiron was a half horse half human doctor.
This made him the Centaur for Disease Control.
What did the giant octopus say to the pirate ship?
- What’s Kraken?
What do Krakens eat?
Fish and ships.
I’ve started dating Medusa recently.
Our relationship rocks!
If you think Earth has too few human-animal hybrids, then it behooves you to become a centaur.
THE KRAKEN: Yes, I'd like to renew my lease, please.
LANDLORD: Re-lease the Kraken!
What do hydras fear the most?
Dehydration!
How did Poseidon greet the sea monster?
- Hey buddy, what's kraken?
What is Medusa’s favorite cheese?
Gorgonzola.
Why are Minotaurs always broke?
Because their loan sharks are always milking them dry!
"If you want to pass this point alive, you must answer my riddle: What goes on four legs in the morning, two legs at noon and on three legs in the evening?" the Sphinx asked.
Oedipus pondered for a moment, "Probably one of those new Pokemones," he finally replied. "There is like 600 of them.
"Fair enough man," spoke the Sphinx. "I can't reasonably expect you to remember all their names. You may pass."
I wish medusa would stop objectifying people.
Last night, like every night, I dreamt I was half horse, half man.
My shrink says I'm just being self centaured.