What do you call a titan that can't swim?
Titanic.
What did the minotaur say to the real estate agent?
- Amazing.
What do you call a mythical being working in a smoothie store?
Mejuicea.
According to Greek mythology, Chiron was a half horse half human doctor.
This made him the Centaur for Disease Control.
What do you call a small Minotaur?
A Minitaur.
What did one sea monster say to the other sea monster when they started their new jobs as sewer inspectors?
- It’s going to be a Nessie job, but let’s get Kraken!
When a Minotaur considers himself an optimist is it that he sees his glass as half-bull?
- Hey, graduate student Minotaur, what are you up to today?
- Not much, just working on my Theseus.
What do you call half of a centaur?
A per-centaur.
If you think Earth has too few human-animal hybrids, then it behooves you to become a centaur.
I have no idea how so many people didn’t make it out the labyrinth.
It only took me a minotaur two.
I feel like Medusa was in some rocky relationships.
What was the most common game played by Greek Gods?
Hydra and seek.
If you encounter a sea monster, you better get Kraken!
What do Krakens eat?
Fish and ships.
I wish medusa would stop objectifying people.
I met an annoying squid who wanted to become a comedian.
He wouldn’t stop kraken jokes.