I wish medusa would stop objectifying people.
When a Minotaur considers himself an optimist is it that he sees his glass as half-bull?
If you think Earth has too few human-animal hybrids, then it behooves you to become a centaur.
What's the Kraken gonna give you that'll make you laugh uncontrollably?
Ten Tickles!
These sea monster jokes are so funny.
They had me kraken!
I feel like Medusa was in some rocky relationships.
A sphinx was guarding a road when a traveler walked by.
The sphinx said to the man, "You may pass if you can answer my riddle: What is wider than an ocean, heavier than a mountain, and unbounded by the laws of physics?"
The man thought for a moment and answered, "Imagination."
"Wrong," said the Sphinx. "The answer is your mom."
What do you call a titan that can't swim?
Titanic.
What did the minotaur say to the real estate agent?
- Amazing.
- Hey, graduate student Minotaur, what are you up to today?
- Not much, just working on my Theseus.
What is Medusa’s favorite cheese?
Gorgonzola.
What do you call a Minotaur in a playground?
A swing and a myth.
What was the most common game played by Greek Gods?
Hydra and seek.
What's the similarity between a sailor and a thief?
Both have a phobia for sirens.
I’ve started dating Medusa recently.
Our relationship rocks!
What do Krakens eat?
Fish and ships.
Never believe minotaurs...
Half of everything they say is bull.