If you encounter a sea monster, you better get Kraken!
Why did the ad agency hire a hydra?
She knew how to wear many different hats.
What do hydras fear the most?
Dehydration!
If you think Earth has too few human-animal hybrids, then it behooves you to become a centaur.
Why do Minotaurs make terrible detectives?
Because they hate to go on steak-outs!
What do you call a small Minotaur?
A Minitaur.
What did the Minotaur order at Starbucks?
Half-calf.
What's the similarity between a sailor and a thief?
Both have a phobia for sirens.
What's the Kraken gonna give you that'll make you laugh uncontrollably?
Ten Tickles!
What do you call half of a centaur?
A per-centaur.
What do Krakens eat?
Fish and ships.
Who is Medusa’s cheesy cousin?
Gorgon Zola
What would you call a singer who's really scared of medusa?
A rockstar.
I heard Medusa looked really pretty.
In fact, her looks were stunning.
What do you call a mythical being working in a smoothie store?
Mejuicea.
What do you call a half man half horse in the middle of an army formation?
The centaur of attention.
I feel like Medusa was in some rocky relationships.