What did the minotaur say to the real estate agent?
- Amazing.
Within the labyrinthine bureaucracy prowls the deadly Adminotaur.
What is Medusa’s favorite cheese?
Gorgonzola.
What do Krakens eat?
Fish and ships.
What's the Kraken gonna give you that'll make you laugh uncontrollably?
Ten Tickles!
I hear the Minotaur is really stubborn....
He's really bull-headed.
Stealthy minotaurs are always camooflauged.
What would you call a singer who's really scared of medusa?
A rockstar.
If you think Earth has too few human-animal hybrids, then it behooves you to become a centaur.
If you encounter a sea monster, you better get Kraken!
Why do Minotaurs make terrible detectives?
Because they hate to go on steak-outs!
What's the similarity between a sailor and a thief?
Both have a phobia for sirens.
What do you call a titan that can't swim?
Titanic.
How did Poseidon greet the sea monster?
- Hey buddy, what's kraken?
When a Minotaur considers himself an optimist is it that he sees his glass as half-bull?
What was the most common game played by Greek Gods?
Hydra and seek.
What did the giant octopus say to the pirate ship?
- What’s Kraken?