I feel like Medusa was in some rocky relationships.
If you think Earth has too few human-animal hybrids, then it behooves you to become a centaur.
What was the most common game played by Greek Gods?
Hydra and seek.
What do you call a mythical being working in a smoothie store?
Mejuicea.
I’ve started dating Medusa recently.
Our relationship rocks!
I heard Medusa looked really pretty.
In fact, her looks were stunning.
How did Poseidon greet the sea monster?
- Hey buddy, what's kraken?
Never believe minotaurs...
Half of everything they say is bull.
What's the similarity between a sailor and a thief?
Both have a phobia for sirens.
Why did the kraken eat 5 ships that were carrying potatoes?
Because nobody can eat just one potato ship.
What do Krakens eat?
Fish and ships.
What do you call a very active hydra?
Hydradynamic.
What's the Kraken gonna give you that'll make you laugh uncontrollably?
Ten Tickles!
What did the giant octopus say to the pirate ship?
- What’s Kraken?
Why did the ad agency hire a hydra?
She knew how to wear many different hats.
Pan wants to lead his kind to rebellion, but...
He can't get no Satyr Faction.
When a Minotaur considers himself an optimist is it that he sees his glass as half-bull?