These sea monster jokes are so funny.
They had me kraken!
I hear the Minotaur is really stubborn....
He's really bull-headed.
If you encounter a sea monster, you better get Kraken!
Pan wants to lead his kind to rebellion, but...
He can't get no Satyr Faction.
What did the minotaur say to the real estate agent?
- Amazing.
What do you call a very active hydra?
Hydradynamic.
What did one sea monster say to the other sea monster when they started their new jobs as sewer inspectors?
- It’s going to be a Nessie job, but let’s get Kraken!
I have no idea how so many people didn’t make it out the labyrinth.
It only took me a minotaur two.
I wish medusa would stop objectifying people.
"If you want to pass this point alive, you must answer my riddle: What goes on four legs in the morning, two legs at noon and on three legs in the evening?" the Sphinx asked.
Oedipus pondered for a moment, "Probably one of those new Pokemones," he finally replied. "There is like 600 of them.
"Fair enough man," spoke the Sphinx. "I can't reasonably expect you to remember all their names. You may pass."
Why are Minotaurs always broke?
Because their loan sharks are always milking them dry!
What is Medusa’s favorite cheese?
Gorgonzola.
When a Minotaur considers himself an optimist is it that he sees his glass as half-bull?
I met an annoying squid who wanted to become a comedian.
He wouldn’t stop kraken jokes.
What was the most common game played by Greek Gods?
Hydra and seek.
According to Greek mythology, Chiron was a half horse half human doctor.
This made him the Centaur for Disease Control.
What do you call a Minotaur in a playground?
A swing and a myth.