Question: What is a turkey’s favorite dessert?
Answer: Peach gobbler!
How many chefs does it take to stuff a Thanksgiving turkey?
Only one and even then it’s a pretty tight squeeze!
What do turkeys and women have in common?
A lot of guys are only interested in their breasts.
What key can’t open doors no matter how hard you try?
Turkey.
Why did the Pilgrims want to sail to America in the spring?
Because April showers bring Mayflowers!
Who doesn't eat on Thanksgiving? A turkey - because it is always stuffed!
What did the turkey say to the man who tried to shoot it? Liberty, Equality and Bad aim for all!
Why did the policeman stop you on your way home last Thanksgiving?
Because you far exceeded your feed limit.
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What does a disappointed mama turkey tell her kids?
If your father were to see you now, he would be turning over in his gravy!