If a hole isn't full of water then it isn't feeling well
What did the fish say when it ran into the wall?
Dam.
When you mix a salt and water, you get a solution. When you mix a salt and battery, you get arrested.
What do you call a wet teddy bear?
A drizzly bear.
What's a flowing water with living organisms called?
A livestream.
What did the beaver say after she slipped in water?
Dam it.
What type of baseball player gives out all the water?
The Pitcher.
Which weighs less; butane, gasoline or water?
Butane, because it's lighter fluid.
R.I.P boiled water. You will be mist
I don't know if I just got hit by freezing rain, but it hurt like hail.
What do you call it when it rains ducks and geese?
Fowl weather.
What did the sink say to the water faucet?
You’re a real drip.
What is another king’s favorite type of precipitation?
Reign!
It's really easy to learn white water kayaking
You just go with the flow.
There are two reasons why you should never drink toilet water.
Number one. And number two.
What did one body of water say to the other?
"Do you sea what I sea?"
How do you make holy water?
By boiling the hell out of it.
How did the raindrop ask another raindrop on a date?
He asked her “Water you doing tonight?”
Where do meteorologists like to drink after work?
The closest ISOBAR.
Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water?
Because he was a little horse!
If your canoe turns upside down in the water, you can wear it on your head.
Because it’s capsized.
I’m going to start a YouTube channel where I critique bottled water...
It’s an untapped market.
Where do doubtful Egyptians get their water from?
Denial River.
Why is a river an amazing roommate?
He just likes to go with the flow.
What did one water bottle ask the other water bottle?
Water you doing today?
You can tell an ant’s gender by putting it in the water.
If it sinks, it’s a girl. If it floats, it’s a buoyant.
If Smart water were actually smart…
Then why did it get bottled?
When does it start to rain money?
When there is change in the weather.
What did one ocean say to another?
Nothing, it just waved.
RIP to Boiled Water.
You will be sorely mist.
What do you call it when a guy throws his laptop into the ocean?
Adele, Rollin’ in the Deep.
Did you ever hear the joke about the three holes in the ground?
Well, well, well.
Wanna know what I said when I got hit by a water gun?
H2Oww
H20 is water, but what is H204?
It’s for swimming and drinking, of course.
I was so disappointed when I went to the court house themed restaurant and all they gave me was frozen water.
Justice was served.
What happens before it starts raining candy?
It sprinkles!
How do cows intake water?
by Osmoosis.
What did the bottled water tell the spy?
The names bond, Hydrogen bond.
What is the ocean’s favorite lullaby?
Roe, Roe, Roe Your Boat.
What did the egg say to the boiling water?
I might have some trouble getting hard, I just got laid this morning!
Did you hear about the ocean and sea having a baby?
It was a buoy!
RIP boiled water.
You will be mist.
What do you call dangerous amounts of precipitation?
A rain of terror.
What goes up when rain starts to come down?
Umbrellas.
Why couldn’t the fish watch YouTube?
He couldn’t stream the video.
How do the Skywalkers like their bath water?
Luke-warm.
Why does the river have problems remembering things?
Because she is becoming sea nile.
Why is the ocean always on time?
She likes to stay current.
HIJKLMNO is the formula for water
H to O.
Does a water bed become bouncier when you fill it up with spring water?