Why did two fishes go to the riverbank? They wanted to withdraw their fins.
What did the sea say to the river? You can run but you can't tide.
How much do you love rainbows? Just a skittle bit.
What's the difference between Amazon Prime and the Amazon River? The Amazon River actually has sails.
The scientists decided to clean up the Thames because it had a dirty mouth.
The reason lakes are bigger than rivers is because one has running water whereas the other water is merely standing.
Did you know the Mississippi River is a girl?
If it was a guy it would be the misterssippi River.
I thought I was swimming in the river Thames, but apparently I made it all the way to France before I realized I'm in Seine.
The fisherman lost his new fishing hook in the river. He refused to accept it. He was in the Nile.
I'm reading a book called "The Yellow River"
It's written by I.P. Freely
Where do fish wash? In a river basin.
Rivers are so lazy they never get out of their beds.
The lake did not like the river because it felt that the river was not very lake-able.
I have a butcher friend in London. Last week he caught a huge sea creature in the river there and made it into sausage. It was the beast of Thames. It was the wurst of Thames.
I see fewer and fewer rainbow tie-dye t-shirts these days. It's a dying art.
While walking down the plains of the river, I lost my footing and got hit on my head. Now my head is swimming.
The river turned out to be a great party guy because he just went with the flow.
Why did the River go to the doctor? Her flow wouldn't stop.
One time, while visiting a river town, my brother was hungry and I fed him freshly made stream buns.
Why are you bringing me to this mountain river after our couple therapy session?!
Our therapist said I need to valley date you.
Have you heard about the banker who drowned in a river? It was a river of cash.
As I am walking towards my classroom, I get to know that my miss-is-sippi-ng my glass of water.
What is at the end of a rainbow?
The letter W.
Don't get tide-up in sorrows, you will only cry a river.
What did the river sue for?
Beaver damage.
What is the most depressed river in Southern Europe? The Crimea River.
The dock keeps floating above the river because of the pier- pressure.
The insane amount of rainfall in Poland did not lead the river to flood, all was in Oder.
What did Sherlock Holmes say to Watson when he noticed sandstone deposits on the river bank? "It's sedimentary, my dear Watson."
What do you call an old snowman? A creek.
what do you call the smaller rivers that run into the nile?
The juveniles
I once dreamt of crossing a wide river...
But it ended up being just a ferry tale.
The ocean cut off all ties with the river, because the river turned out to be too shallow.
What did the monochrome say to the rainbow?
Oh no! My arch nemesis!
What is the name of the car that passes through the narrow stream of the river? Fjord.
In what state is the Amazon River? It is in the liquid state.
Two fish are swimming in a river, when one of them hits a concrete wall. He turns to the other and says: "Dam"
Where do fish keep their money? In river banks.
Every time I passed a ring-shaped coral reef with a coral rim that encircles a lagoon, I had to pay a fee. It was atoll.
Took the family on a whitewater rafting trip, and first time we came to a sudden descent in the river, we lost everything...
That was just one of the downfalls!
The river fish went to the library and asked if he can get a book. The librarian said: "You can start by-rowing it."
What's the fastest thing on the river bed?
A motor-pike and side-carp.
Diving into shallow water could lead to jumping to wrong conclusions.
There are so much beautiful sceneries near the river valleys. They are totally gorges.
I'm debating whether I should cross the river on foot or use my rowboat...
It's row v. wade.
Rivers are...
the original streaming service.
If your boat turns upside down in the river, you can wear it on your head because it's capsized.
I was gonna make a river joke, but I don't think it's current.
I enjoy throwing coins in the river and watching them. I like studying my cash flow.
You have to act quickly during a flood because it's an emergent sea.