What’s worse than raining cats and dogs?
Hailing taxis.
The best place meteorologists can stop to get a drink on their way home is the isobar.
The queen’s favorite form of precipitation is the reign.
Why do you never see owls being affectionate in the rain? It's too wet to woo.
With the kind of weather, it was almost certain that the bride-to-be would get a hoarse throat as she walked through the rain into her bridal shower.
It started raining coins outside today.
I guess it’s just climate change.
What did one raindrop say to the other raindrop?
“My plop is bigger than your plop.”
What’s the difference between a horse and wet weather?
One reigns up and the other rains down.
What do you call a camper driving through frozen rain?
Van Hailin’.
What should you do if it starts raining cats and dogs?
Please seek shelters.
Nowadays, people drought the accuracy of weather men because the climatic patterns are so unpredictable.
What do you call a baby owl stuck in the rain?
A moist owlette.
What type of pants do rain clouds wear? Thunderwear.
There are so many puppies and kitties around the neighbourhood. Perhaps it is because it has been raining cats and dogs for hours.
Rain doesn’t fall. Raindrops.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Accordion
Accordion who?
Accordion to the forecast, it's going to rain tonight.
The main difference between the weather and a horse is that one rains down while the other is reined up.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Butter
Butter who?
Butter get an umbrella, it looks like it's going to rain!
A man went to the gym today and met up with his new personal rainer.
Four types of weather were having a race. Sunny won gold, cloudy got silver, snowy picked up a bronze, and rainy won a precipitation award.
Why don’t Native Americans like to do rain dances in April anymore?
Because April showers bring Mayflowers.
Thunderstorms are shrewd investors. They put their money in a combination of frozen and liquid assets.
What does a ghost wear when it’s raining outside?
Boooooooooooots.
What goes hiss, swish, hiss swish every time it rains? A windscreen viper.
What does Santa often say to Mrs Claus? Come and look at the rain-dear.
What did the ghost knights say to the cloud king?
Our souls will rain forever.
What did the baby cloud say to its mum when it rained? Sorry, mum, I couldn't hold it any longer.
When the storm begun, the garden party became a bit disorganized and food service was turned to a frost come frost served.
What is an evil dictator’s favorite type of weather?
A rain of terror.
What is known as the world's wettest animal? Rain-deer.
Why do cows lie on each other in the rain?
To keep each udder dry.
Yesterday’s weather forecast predicted freezing rain. However, it turned out to be quite an ice day.
Does all this rain make you want an ark?
I Noah guy.
A little boy asks his dad, “Why is it raining? Is the sky sad?”
The dad replies, “Yes, son, the sky is pretty blue.”
It’s raining cats and dogs outside.
I think I just stepped in a poodle.
Ensure you save for the rainy day because even your closest friends can give you a cold shoulder.
What do you call a dinosaur that got stuck in the rain?
A driplodocus.
Why did the dad prefer driving in the rain?
Things ran more fluidly.
When it rains chickens and ducks, the best description for the weather is foul weather.
When is it raining money? Whenever there's 'change' in the weather.
Why do sailors eat shellfish when rain is forecast?
It’s the clam before the storm.
What happens before it rains candy? It sprinkles.
What do you get if you come fourth in the National Weatherman Awards? A precipitation trophy.
Why is rain the best kind of music?
Because it has amazing drops.
Why are people in big cities in Spain always dry?
Because the rain in Spain falls mainly on the plain.
What is the difference between a wet day and a lion with a toothache? A wet day is pouring with rain, the other is roaring with pain.
Two fish were swimming in a stream when it began to rain.
One fish said, “Quick, let’s swim under that bridge, otherwise we will get wet!”
What do books wear on a wet and rainy day? Rain quotes.
The weather man said there won’t be any rain for 6 months, but I drought it.
Why did Iron Man sleep outside when it rained?
To get some rust.