psychiatrist

Joke: Pessimist vs. Optimist

There once were twin boys, age six, that had developed extreme personalities. One was a pessimist and the other a total optimist. Concerned, their parents took them to a psychiatrist...

Hilarious: Mr. Psychiatrist, What Am I Doing Wrong?

A man is at a loss as to why his love life has turned dysfunctional. As a result, he turns to a psychiatrist to get to the bottom of his issues...

Oh My! This Randy Old Couple Are at It Again!

If you thought relationship therapy was a complete waste of time, this old couple will probably convince you otherwise.

Hilarious: My Wife Just Won't Leave Me Alone

This attorney has a wife that just doesn't know when to be quiet. Sadly for him, she's on one on a day that he really needs some peace and quiet...

Joke: Man Goes to a Psychiatrist About a Bossy Wife

A man visits a psychiatrist due to his bossy wife. The psychiatrist promptly tells him not to allow her to do so. He heads home with a new attitude.

Joke: Making This Call About a Wedding is a Tough Decision

A bride and a groom are with a pastor finalizing details for their wedding day. The pastor asks them whether they want a traditional or contemporary wedding...

This Joke Starts With a Man On His Deathbed

A man lies on his deathbed, surrounded by his wife and four children. Three are tall and athletic, but the fourth... isn't. He asks his wife about them...

This Joke Starts With a Man Being Rushed to Hospital

Mr. Steinberg is rushed to hospital having suffered a heart attack. His wife wants a doctor's note for her to sleep with him after surgery...

It Seems Like I Know What the Problem Is (Funny Joke)

A distraught man, unknown to the psychiatrist, enters the clinic and begins to vent about his problems. It soon becomes apparent what they are...

This Joke Starts With News of a Divorce to the Kids

An elderly Miami man calls his kids with news of a divorce from their mother, but all isn't as it seems...

This Joke Starts With a Huge Family Waiting For a Bus

A blind man vies for a seat on a bus with a family with nine children. Inevitably, he and the husband do not make it on due to overcrowding. An argument ensues.

This Joke Starts With a Man Riding In the Back of a Cab

A man is catching a cab home when he realizes that the cab driver could give him a hand with catching his cheating wife. Things escalate quickly...

This Joke Starts With a Doctor and His Wife Arguing

A doctor and his wife are having a massive argument over breakfast, but he soon has to head out for work. He never expects what happens next...

Joke: A Thieving Old Lady Finds Herself Facing a Judge

An old lady finds herself in front of a judge after stealing a can of peaches. He immediately hands down a sentence for her wicked deed...

This Joke Starts With a Man and a Woman Fast Asleep...

This husband got a rude surprise...

Joke: Come On, Honey...

A newlywed steps out of the shower and is promptly asked to pose for a nude photo by her husband. She wants one of him in return...

Joke: Putting the Foot Down

When Joe and Bob are doing some work together, Bob notices how much Joe fusses over his wife. He asks him what's going on...

Joke: The Panty Rule

A newlywed couple are about to consummate their wedding night when the husband decides to lay down the law. He couldn't predict what would happen next...

Joke: How Do I Look?

This woman is having some body image issues, and her husband thinks that he has the perfect response...

Joke: The Weirdest Tattoo Request (Rude)

This rude joke begins with a man walking into a tattoo parlor with a weird request.

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