Little Johnny

Hilarious: The Best of Little Johnny Jokes!

I'm always partial to a good Little Johnny joke, but when there's a collection of them in one place, you know there'll be people falling about laughing...

Funny: Johnny's Answer Catches His Teacher By Surprise

Little Johnny and his classmates get asked what their mothers do for a living. He answers promptly, but his answer gets him swiftly sent to the principal...

This Joke Starts With Little Johnny Visiting the Zoo

When little Johnny continuously pesters his parents to go to the zoo, they finally cave in. Dad has a special treat in store for him...

This Joke Starts With An Old Man, a Boy and a Donkey

Sometimes in life, you just can't get it right in the eyes of people. That's why you really shouldn't try to please everyone...

This Joke Starts With a Church Matron Cooking Some Beans

Mary is making a pot of her beloved beans to take to her church, but her son, little Johnny, is around the house wielding a BB gun...

This Joke Starts With a Dad & Son Walking Into a Drugstore

A man walks into a drugstore together with his 8-year-old son. They walk past the condom display, and it's only moments before questions are asked...

This Joke Starts With a 6th Grade Human Anatomy Lesson

A teacher is asking her sixth-graders about the part of the human anatomy that enlarges itself by 10 times when stimulated. Little Mary chimes in...

Funny: I'm Gonna Ask This Hooker How Many Knots I'm Doing

A retired sailor picks up a prostitute at the docks. They take off to do their business. He asks her how he's doing...

This Joke Starts With a Boss Wondering Where His Worker Is

A boss begins to wonder where on Earth his employee is when he decides to make a phone call to his house to see where he is. His son answers...

This Trio of Mother-in-law Jokes Will Have You In Stitches

Who doesn't love a good mother-in-law joke? We certainly do here at BabaMail. That's why we've put a trio of hysterically funny jokes together for you.

Joke: In Life, They Say That What Goes Up Must Come Down

A man goes skydiving for the first time, but things begin to go awry as soon as he leaves the plane. Something even more surprising happens...

This Joke Starts With a Teacher Asking a Question

A sixth-grade teacher asks her class an arithmetic question about how an inheritance is split. A clever little boy has the perfect answer...

Go Round Back and Do It There, OK Honey? (Hilarious Joke)

When a little girl begins to feel ill in church, her mother instructs her to go around the back and be sick. The little girl seemingly has other ideas...

This Joke Starts With a Man Sitting Next to a Cute Blonde

Blondes have a reputation for not being the sharpest knives in the drawer, but this man soon finds out that you should never judge a book by its cover...

Hilarious: Two Prostitutes Get Fined For Their Rude Sign

Two prostitutes get pulled over by a police officer because of their rude sign...

This Joke Starts With a Little Boy Pulling Faces At School

When a school teacher sees a student pulling faces in the school playground, she thinks on her feet to find the perfect thing to say...