Hilarious: The Best of Little Johnny Jokes!
Little Johnny's Mom Has Issues Little Johnny's mother was trying hard to get the ketchup to come out of the bottle. During her struggle, the phone rang so she asked four-year-old Johnny to answer the phone. Little Johnny ran out into the living room and answered the phone.
Joke: Little Johnny Goes to the Principal's Office
The teacher in Johnny's school asked the class what their mothers did for a living. One little girl said her mother was a doctor, another said her mother was an engineer. When it was Little Johnny's turn, he stood up and said: "My mom's a streetwalker."
Joke: Little Johnny's Dad
Little Johnny was in class and the teacher announced that they were going to try something different to help everyone get to know each other a little better and to help with their spelling.
Joke: Little Johnny and the Bullies
Little Johnny is always being teased by the other neighborhood boys for being stupid. Their favorite joke is to offer Johnny his choice between a nickel and a dime and Little Johnny always takes the nickel.
Joke: Little Johnny and the Hammer
Little Johnny comes downstairs crying. His mother asked, "What’s the matter little Johnny?" "Dad was hanging pictures, and just hit his thumb bang on with the hammer," said little Johnny through his tears. His mother was touched by the boy's sensitivity but didn't like seeing him cry.
Joke: Little Johnny Buys a Horse
Content Joke: Little Johnny Buys a Horse joke Little Johnny attended a horse auction with his father.
Joke: Little Johnny Counts to 10!
The teacher asks little Johnny if he knows his numbers. "Yes," he says. "My daddy taught me." "Can you tell me what comes after three?" "Four," answers little Johnny. "What comes after six?" "Seven," answers little Johnny. "Very good," says the teacher. "Your father did a very fine job.
Joke: Little Johnny and the Alligator
Content Joke: Little Johnny and the Alligator joke When Johnny is sent down to the water hole in order to fetch some water, little did he know that he would come across an alligator...
Joke: The Teacher vs. Little Johnny
Little Johnny's hand shot up, but he was ignored. The teacher knew him to be a troublemaker. "It's a plum miss," said a girl. "No." Said the teacher with a smile. "it's an apple, but I like the way you think! The next one is oval-shaped and green."
Joke: Little Johnny Goes to the Zoo
Content Joke: Little Johnny's Dad joke Little Johnny wanted to go to the zoo and pestered his parents for days.
Little Johnny Joke: Going to the Nudist Beach
When Little Johnny is even smaller, he goes with his parents to the nudist beach. He is playing with sand and creates castles or swims in the water. After 30 minutes he comes back to his mom and asks: “Mom, Mom, why do all the women have different sized breasts?”
Joke: Little Johnny's Funny Face
Content Joke: Little Johnny And the Warning joke Finding one of her students making faces at others on the playground...
Joke: Little Johnny and the History Exam
Johnson pulled Johnny over to his desk after a test, and said, "Johnny I have a feeling that you have been cheating on your tests." Johnny was astounded and asked Mr. Johnson to prove it. "Well," said Mr. Johnson, "I was looking over your test and the question was, 'Who was our first president?'
Joke: Little Johnny and the Baby
The child did so, the mother pushed and after a little while, the doctor lifted the newborn baby by the feet and spanked him on the bottom to get him to take his first breath. The doctor then asked the 5-year-old what he thought of the baby. "Hit him again," the 5-year-old said.
Content Joke: Little Johnny Goes to the Zoo joke Little Johnny wanted to go to the zoo and pestered his parents for days...
Joke: Little Johnny is Asked About Jesus
Little Johnny said, "He has a red pickup truck but he doesn't know how to drive it." Curious, the teacher asked, "And where did you learn that, Johnny?" "From my Daddy," said Johnny.
Joke: Little Johnny and the English Teacher
Content Joke: Little Johnny is Fascinated! joke The teacher asked the class to use the word “fascinate” in a sentence...
Funny: Johnny's Answer Catches His Teacher By Surprise
Joke: Little Johnny and the Sunday School Teacher
Little Johnny: Hallowed! Sunday School Teacher: Hallowed? How did you get that as an answer? Little Johnny It’s in the Lord’s Prayer: Our Father who art in heaven, Hallowed be thy name....
Joke: Little Johnny's Poetry
Content Joke: Poetry vs Prose joke The third grade teacher was teaching English and repeated for her class...
Johnny Cash's Words Are Well Worth Listening To...
Johnny Cash is many peoples favorite country singer and songwriter but, as you’re about to see, he also had a way with words. Below are 12 great inspirational quotes from the man in black.
Johnny Cash's Words Are Well Worth Reading...
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Johnny Cash's Words Are Well Worth Listening To!
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