Hilarious: The Best of Little Johnny Jokes!
Little Johnny's Mom Has Issues Little Johnny's mother was trying hard to get the ketchup to come out of the bottle. During her struggle, the phone rang so she asked four-year-old Johnny to answer the phone. Little Johnny ran out into the living room and answered the phone.
This Joke Starts With Little Johnny Visiting the Zoo
Little Johnny wanted to go to the zoo and pestered his parents for days. Finally, his mother talked his reluctant father into taking him.
Joke: Little Johnny's Dad
Little Johnny was in class and the teacher announced that they were going to try something different to help everyone get to know each other a little better and to help with their spelling.
Joke: Little Johnny and the Hammer
Little Johnny comes downstairs crying. His mother asked, "What’s the matter little Johnny?" "Dad was hanging pictures, and just hit his thumb bang on with the hammer," said little Johnny through his tears. His mother was touched by the boy's sensitivity but didn't like seeing him cry.
Joke: Little Johnny and the Bullies
Little Johnny is always being teased by the other neighborhood boys for being stupid. Their favorite joke is to offer Johnny his choice between a nickel and a dime and Little Johnny always takes the nickel.
Joke: Little Johnny Counts to 10!
The teacher asks little Johnny if he knows his numbers. "Yes," he says. "My daddy taught me." "Can you tell me what comes after three?" "Four," answers little Johnny. "What comes after six?" "Seven," answers little Johnny. "Very good," says the teacher. "Your father did a very fine job.
Joke: Little Johnny and the History Exam
Johnson pulled Johnny over to his desk after a test, and said, "Johnny I have a feeling that you have been cheating on your tests." Johnny was astounded and asked Mr. Johnson to prove it. "Well," said Mr. Johnson, "I was looking over your test and the question was, 'Who was our first president?'
Little Johnny Joke: Going to the Nudist Beach
When Little Johnny is even smaller, he goes with his parents to the nudist beach. He is playing with sand and creates castles or swims in the water. After 30 minutes he comes back to his mom and asks: “Mom, Mom, why do all the women have different sized breasts?”
Joke: The Teacher vs. Little Johnny
Little Johnny's hand shot up, but he was ignored. The teacher knew him to be a troublemaker. "It's a plum miss," said a girl. "No." Said the teacher with a smile. "it's an apple, but I like the way you think! The next one is oval-shaped and green."
Joke: Little Johnny and the Baby
The child did so, the mother pushed and after a little while, the doctor lifted the newborn baby by the feet and spanked him on the bottom to get him to take his first breath. The doctor then asked the 5-year-old what he thought of the baby. "Hit him again," the 5-year-old said.
Funny: Johnny's Answer Catches His Teacher By Surprise
The teacher in Johnny's school asked the class what their mothers did for a living. One little girl said her mother was a doctor, another said her mother was an engineer. When it was Little Johnny's turn, he stood up and said: "My mom's a streetwalker."
Joke: Little Johnny and the Sunday School Teacher
Little Johnny: Hallowed! Sunday School Teacher: Hallowed? How did you get that as an answer? Little Johnny It’s in the Lord’s Prayer: Our Father who art in heaven, Hallowed be thy name....
Joke: Little Johnny is Asked About Jesus
Little Johnny said, "He has a red pickup truck but he doesn't know how to drive it." Curious, the teacher asked, "And where did you learn that, Johnny?" "From my Daddy," said Johnny.
Johnny Cash's Words Are Well Worth Listening To!
Johnny Cash is many peoples favorite country singer and songwriter but, as you’re about to see, he also had a way with words. Below are 12 great inspirational quotes from the man in black.
MUSIC BOX: These Johnny Cash Songs Are Just Wonderful
Johnny Cash is one of America's quintessential singers. There are, after all, not many artists who can claim to have been inducted into the Country, Rock and Roll and Gospel Music Halls of Fame.
This Joke Begins With a Revelation....
At school, Little Johnny was told by a classmate that most adults hide at least one dark secret - and this makes it very easy to blackmail them, merely by saying: "I know the whole truth." So Little Johnny decides to try it out.
Give a Little Love to Get a Little Love - Wonderful!
We also do it so the world will become just a little better, a little kinder, a little easier to live in. Who knows who might be watching us, and getting inspired in turn? Take a little break from the bad things in life to remember some of the good people do for each other every day.
Little Parrot Is Super Excited!
This little bird is so very cute but also very excitable and wears its little heart on its wing, sort of speak, and very attached to its toys! Little Parrot Is Super Excited! cute, funny, animal, parrot This little bird is so very cute but also very excitable...
This Joke Starts With a Little Boy Pulling Faces At School
Smiling sweetly, the Sunday school teacher said: "Johnny, when I was a child, I was told if that I made ugly faces, it would freeze and I would stay like that." Just as the teacher had paused, Johnny also paused to think about his response. He replied: "Well, Ms.
These Little Cuties Have Little Cuties of Their Own...
When that happens, we really have little choice, do we? Enjoy these 'pawsome' photos of pets with their toys. Which one's the toy? animalswithstuffedanimals.com This corgi found a copycat... Uh... Copydog? animalswithstuffedanimals.com We wish you a merry barksmass!
It's the Little Things in Life...
What are the little things that life is all about? Most of us are so busy looking at the big picture that we forget these most basic delights, but these are the things that make life what it is! Look through these 20 little pleasures of life and tell us if you feel the same! 1.
I Love Knowing These Little Facts...
The world is made of little facts and tidbits, and the more we know, the more of a complete picture do we get. I love knowing the little things other people may not, and sharing it with them is always fun, and leads to very interesting conversations!
Hilarious: Don't Mess With This Little Girl!
The people passing by THIS prank have probably gotten to see something no one has ever seen before or will again - a little girl beating a cop with his own club! Hilarious: Don't Mess With This Little Girl!
What an Adorable Little Puff Ball!
This adorable little puff ball is so cute we just want to eat him up! But since that would probably be wrong, we'd rather just let it melt our hearts... You must admit this is one of the most cute kittens you've ever seen! Submitted by: Karen Hed What an Adorable Little Puff Ball!