Would Jokes

"My mother loved children - she would have given anything if I had been one."
"If I held you any closer I would be on the other side of you."
I use homemade pumpkin spice. Would you like to try some?
I would totally carve your pumpkin.
Did you know there are 206 bones in the human body? Would you mind one more?
If I gave you my shoe, would you step into my life?
That Marchesa dress looks great on you...as a matter of fact, so would I.
Did you get those pants on sale? (Why?) Because at my house they would be 100% off!
That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap next to my bed.
That dress would look good on the floor next to my bed.
Are you Rudolph’s red nose? Because baby, I would say you glow.
Would you like to come to my place and light my Yule log?
I like milk and cookies but I would rather have you.
I would totally carve your pumpkin.
Did you know there are 206 bones in the human body? Would you mind one more?
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