Wins

What is it called when a cat wins a dog show? A CAT-HAS-TROPHY!
Why did the tree go to the dentist? To get a root canal.
What is it called when a cat wins a dog show? A CAT-HAS-TROPHY! How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogey in it!
What do you say when a fruit wins the talent show? How about them apples?
What’s the difference between a football (soccer) referee and a politician?
When the referee gets paid at least someone wins.
“Here’s something to think about: How come you never see a headline like ‘Psychic Wins Lottery’?”
Jay Leno