Whilst Jokes

One of my neighbours was stealing things from the local supermarket whilst sitting on the shoulders of two vampires. He was charged with shoplifting on two counts.
What did the father say whilst teaching his kid to tie his shoelaces?
Knot bad
Local glass blower inhaled whilst working. He ended up with a pane in his stomach.
My dad died on Thanksgiving whilst eating dinner.
Fowl play was suspected.
Whilst holidaying in France I saw a group of mushrooms performing Queen covers.
I said 'You're brilliant, what's the band called?'
They replied 'We are the Champignons."
My wife, whilst trying to brush my son's hair, told him he was having a bad hair day.
My son replied, "Oh, is it being knotty?"
Santa hit a dragon and killed it whilst flying over medieval England...
... guess you could say he sleighed it
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