One of my neighbours was stealing things from the local supermarket whilst sitting on the shoulders of two vampires. He was charged with shoplifting on two counts.
There once was a gal from Cancun, Who had a most curious poon. T'was coarse like a thistle, But tight as a whistle, And whilst cumming, could play you a tune.
Whilst holidaying in France I saw a group of mushrooms performing Queen covers. I said 'You're brilliant, what's the band called?' They replied 'We are the Champignons."
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