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Whilst Jokes

Tableware Puns
Local glass blower inhaled whilst working. He ended up with a pane in his stomach.
Thanksgiving Puns
My dad died on Thanksgiving whilst eating dinner.
Fowl play was suspected.
Hair Puns
My wife, whilst trying to brush my son's hair, told him he was having a bad hair day.
My son replied, "Oh, is it being knotty?"
Monster Puns
One of my neighbours was stealing things from the local supermarket whilst sitting on the shoulders of two vampires. He was charged with shoplifting on two counts.
Medieval Puns
Santa hit a dragon and killed it whilst flying over medieval England...
... guess you could say he sleighed it
France Puns
Whilst holidaying in France I saw a group of mushrooms performing Queen covers.
I said 'You're brilliant, what's the band called?'
They replied 'We are the Champignons."
One Liners for Kids
What did the father say whilst teaching his kid to tie his shoelaces?
Knot bad
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