Warming Jokes

I used to hate the electric blanket.
But the last few nights I’ve been warming up to it.
How do mice celebrate when they move home? With a mouse warming party!
Hey girl, I've been warming up this bench for you my whole life.
I'm going to discuss global warming on Sunday at a debate. It's a very heated topic.
Why are the Irish so concerned about global warming?
They’re really into green living.
If you live in an igloo made of snow, what’s the worst thing about global warming?
No privacy!
My friend bought a new house, and invited everyone to a party.
My dad asks, "How was the house warming?" And I said, "With the furnace, I suppose."
Our landlord knocked on our door today and said that if we didn't pay rent, they'd turn off the heater tomorrow.
It was our last warming.
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