Warming

How do mice celebrate when they move home? With a mouse warming party!
Our landlord knocked on our door today and said that if we didn't pay rent, they'd turn off the heater tomorrow.
It was our last warming.
If you live in an igloo made of snow, what’s the worst thing about global warming?
No privacy!
My friend bought a new house, and invited everyone to a party.
My dad asks, "How was the house warming?" And I said, "With the furnace, I suppose."
Yo mama so fat that when she farted she started global warming.
Hey girl, I've been warming up this bench for you my whole life.
Why are the Irish so concerned about global warming?
They’re really into green living.
I'm going to discuss global warming on Sunday at a debate. It's a very heated topic.
I used to hate the electric blanket.
But the last few nights I’ve been warming up to it.
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