Us Jokes

Your beauty is a singularity. The force of attraction between us is so powerful.
In space, no one can hear us scream.
You must be a Magnetar because I feel a strong magnetism between us.
Are you the 4th of July? 'Cause I'm feeling fireworks between us.
Is it me or is there an interaction between us?
Try to take a tiger from his daddy's side, That's how love gonna keep us tied
I C Major potential in us getting together.
I like books, you like books, why don't we start writing the story of us?
Girl, it makes sense and sensibility for us to go out.
“Having those weird conversations with your friend and thinking “if anyone heard us, we’d be put in a mental facility.”
— Unknown
“God made up best friends because he knew our mom couldn’t handle us as sisters.”
— Unknown
I can feel something brewing between the two of us.
"If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world."
– J.R.R. Tolkien
"Humor keeps us alive. Humor and food. Don't forget food. You can go a week without laughing."
— Joss Whedon
Til death do us part and then some, dear.
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