Up Jokes

Baby, I didn't buy any fireworks this year, because you're the only one who lights up my sky.
Are you a firework?! Because your lighting up my eyes.
I feel like a Christmas tree when you talk to me because I light up.
You can take me home tonight, but only if Yuletide-y up your place.
I'm like a Christmas present - you'll love waking up to me in the morning.
Why’d you dress up as a princess, when you could have simply come in plain clothes as the most beautiful girl at the Halloween party?
This coffee is steaming up my glasses or is that just you?
You should dress up as a baker for Halloween with that set of buns.
I should have dressed up as a ghost tonight so I could let you under my sheets.
Are you dressed up as a tree? Cause you’re giving me wood.
If you wake up in a box tomorrow morning, it's cause I asked for the sexiest person in the world for Christmas.
"I worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty."
"I didn't like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions - the curtain was up."
"Room service? Send up a larger room."
"From the moment I picked up your book until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it."
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