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4th of July Pick Up Lines
Baby, I didn't buy any fireworks this year, because you're the only one who lights up my sky.
Are you a firework?! Because your lighting up my eyes.
Christian Pick Up Lines
I feel like a Christmas tree when you talk to me because I light up.
You can take me home tonight, but only if Yuletide-y up your place.
I'm like a Christmas present - you'll love waking up to me in the morning.
Halloween Pick Up Lines
Why’d you dress up as a princess, when you could have simply come in plain clothes as the most beautiful girl at the Halloween party?
Funny Groucho Marx Quotes
"I worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty."
"I didn't like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions - the curtain was up."
"Room service? Send up a larger room."
"From the moment I picked up your book until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it."
Corona Virus Jokes
You should dress up as a baker for Halloween with that set of buns.
I should have dressed up as a ghost tonight so I could let you under my sheets.
Coffee Shop Pick Up Lines
This coffee is steaming up my glasses or is that just you?
You’re like my coffee, you keep me up all night.
Excuse me, is it you or my coffee that’s getting my heart rate up?
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