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4th of July Pick Up Lines
Baby, I didn't buy any fireworks this year, because you're the only one who lights up my sky.
Are you a firework?! Because your lighting up my eyes.
Coffee Shop Pick Up Lines
This coffee is steaming up my glasses or is that just you?
Youโ€™re like my coffee, you keep me up all night.
Excuse me, is it you or my coffee thatโ€™s getting my heart rate up?
Halloween Pick Up Lines
Whyโ€™d you dress up as a princess, when you could have simply come in plain clothes as the most beautiful girl at the Halloween party?
Funny Groucho Marx Quotes
"I worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty."
"I didn't like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions - the curtain was up."
"Room service? Send up a larger room."
"From the moment I picked up your book until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it."
Corona Virus Jokes
You should dress up as a baker for Halloween with that set of buns.
I should have dressed up as a ghost tonight so I could let you under my sheets.
Christian Pick Up Lines
I feel like a Christmas tree when you talk to me because I light up.
You can take me home tonight, but only if Yuletide-y up your place.
I'm like a Christmas present - you'll love waking up to me in the morning.
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