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I like your Christ, I do not like your Christians. Your Christians are so unlike your Christ. -- Mahatma Ghandi
I love almond milk. Itโ€™s unlike any udder nut milk.
That skeleton over there wanted to ask you for your number, but, unlike me, he didnโ€™t have the guts
โ€œPerhaps one reason we are fascinated by cats is because such a small animal can contain so much independence, dignity, and freedom of spirit. Unlike the dog, the catโ€™s personality is never bet on a humanโ€™s. He demands acceptance on his own terms.โ€

- Lloyd Alexander.
Unlike the Leafs, I will never let you down.
Unlike peaches, nectarines don't have any fuzz, because they suffer from Alo-peach-ea.
Unlike fairy tales, the stories of Egyptian mummies always goes from riches to rags.
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