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Do you know what is the most favourite fruit in the United States? – Mmm peach!
The United Nations gave its members a basket of peaches on 21 September - the International Peach Day.
The year is 2219
A dishevelled white haired man crosses the desert that was once the English Channel from the United Kingdom of England to visit the capital of the Eurasian Empire in Brussels. As has been the case for 200 years, he delivers an unsigned letter and returns home, only to repeat the process again the next year. The true meaning of the ritual is lost in the annals of history but many believe it goes back to the days of a mythical quest they called Brexit.
A physics student ask his teacher: "Can you point me to someone who can teach me a way in which quantum mechanics can be united with general relativity?"
The teacher answers: "Let me see if I can pull some strings for you."
Why are apples afraid to grow in the United States? Because they don't want to be as American as apple pie.
Who succeeded the first President of the United States?
The second one.
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