Training Jokes

Before training its killer dolphins, Iran had to convert them to fishlam.
I'm training to be an anesthetist, so I asked the head surgeon "Can I practice on my self first?"
He said "Sure, knock yourself out!"
I bet we could do some good interval training together.
Are you my training plan? Because I'll go as long as you tell me to.
Girl are we doing high altitude training because you just took my breath away!
When I was in basic training we couldn't have salt or pepper.
Those were reserved for the seasoned veterans.
On the first day of training for parachute jumping, a blonde listened intently to the instructor.
He told them to start preparing for landing when they are at 300 feet.
The blonde asked, “How am I supposed to know when I’m at 300 feet?”
“That’s a good question. When you get to 300 feet, you'll be able to recognize the faces of people on the ground.”
After pondering his answer, she asked, “What happens if there’s no one there I know?”
Ever wonder how gorillas can be so strong when they eat mostly a plant based diet?
Cuz they don't monkey around when it comes to strength training!
What do you call a boat in training?
An apprenticeship.
What it is it called if you refuse to go running today?
Resistance Training!
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