Toward Jokes

Excuse me, could you point me toward the Self-Help section? I need some advice on how to approach a gorgeous guy in a bookstore without seeming creepy.
Is it a full moon? Because I feel a tidal pull toward your heavenly body.
When Chuck Norris goes skydiving
the earth falls toward him.
"I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight."
– Rita Rudner
The last thing I can remember was the yellow ball speeding toward me. I swung the racquet, and then things got fuzzy.
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