Tournament

A man named Martin Draw was campaigning for the Senate. He printed up shirts saying “I’m with Draw” to support his campaign. The next day, he wore the shirt to a tennis tournament. When he walked up to the tournament desk, the director handed him his money back and asked him why he couldn’t play.
Both tournament directors published the schedule at the same time. It was a draw.
An orange and an apple signed up for a tournament. No one was surprised to find out they were both seeded.
When a dinosaur gets a goal in a soccer tournament, it is known as a dino-score.
I applied to be a sperm donor recently and the nurse asked me if I could masturbate in the cup.
I told her I’ve done it a few times before but I don’t know if I’m ready to compete in a tournament.
Did you hear about the sheep's jousting tournament?
It was a real baa-lancing act.
What do you call someone who lost her Marital arts tournament?
Divorced.
We had an argument on our way back from the tournament. Our position is that their goal was stopping ours.