Toddler Jokes

Yo Mama so ugly when she picked up a toddler, the zookeepers shot her.
I gave my toddler peas for the first time. He wasn't very hap-pea.
What do you call a toddler running towards their mother with arms high up in the air?
A quick pick-me-up.
What do you call a toddler with a gun?
Why did the toddler chew on pebbles? He wanted to eat rock candy.
“The fastest land mammal is a toddler who’s been asked what’s in their mouth.” – @ramblinma
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