Tips

What do pizza delivery guys and porn stars both see too much of?
Stiff tips.
There was an Old Man of Melrose,
Who walked on the tips of his toes;
But they said, 'It ain't pleasant,
To see you at present,
You stupid Old Man of Melrose.
I had a job circumcising elephants.
The base salary wasn't great, but the tips were huge.
Did you know that doctors that perform circumscisions don’t make a lot of money for those operations?
They only get paid in tips.