Tied Jokes

An elephant slept in his bunk,
And in slumber his chest rose and sunk.
But he snored -- how he snored!
All the other beasts roared,
So his wife tied a knot in his trunk.
What happens when two frogs collide?
They get tongue tied.
I'm so good at being interrogated.
I can do it blindfolded with my hands tied behind my back.
A guy is due to meet his friends for drink at a bar but arrives late. When he does eventually turn up his friends ask why he is late.

The guy says, “Well, you won’t believe what just happened. I was walking my usual route via the rail tracks when suddenly I saw a young, naked woman tied up next to the tracks. Of course I untied her and we had sex because I freed her.”

The friends are cheering and one friend asks, “So… did you get any head?”

The guy replies, “No, I couldn’t find it.”
Finally, the soccer ball decided to quit the team. The reason behind its move was that it was tied of being kicked around.
What bow can't be tied? A rainbow!
What happened when the monster's football game was all tied up?
They went into ogre time.
Why did the duck cross the road?
He was tied to the chicken.
Mr. and Mrs. Peanut finally got married and tied the nut.
An elephant slept in his bunk,
And in slumber his chest rose and sunk.
But he snored — how he snored!
All the other beasts roared,
So his wife tied a knot in his trunk.
Another term for hair that's tied up in a bun is
a hairball
Like a bouquet tied with twine, I can be yours if you will be mine.
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