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Tied Jokes

Flower Pick Up Lines
Like a bouquet tied with twine, I can be yours if you will be mine.
Ogre Puns
What happened when the monster's football game was all tied up?
They went into ogre time.
Frog Puns
What happens when two frogs collide?
They get tongue tied.
Duck Puns
Why did the duck cross the road?
He was tied to the chicken.
Nuts Puns
Mr. and Mrs. Peanut finally got married and tied the nut.
Funny Limericks
An elephant slept in his bunk,
And in slumber his chest rose and sunk.
But he snored -- how he snored!
All the other beasts roared,
So his wife tied a knot in his trunk.
Hair Puns
Another term for hair that's tied up in a bun is
a hairball
Soccer Puns
Finally, the soccer ball decided to quit the team. The reason behind its move was that it was tied of being kicked around.
Funny Animal Poems That Rhyme
An elephant slept in his bunk,
And in slumber his chest rose and sunk.
But he snored — how he snored!
All the other beasts roared,
So his wife tied a knot in his trunk.
One Liners for Kids
What bow can't be tied? A rainbow!
One Liners and Short Jokes
I'm so good at being interrogated.
I can do it blindfolded with my hands tied behind my back.
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