Tied Jokes

What bow can't be tied? A rainbow!
Why did the duck cross the road?
He was tied to the chicken.
Like a bouquet tied with twine, I can be yours if you will be mine.
What happened when the monster's football game was all tied up?
They went into ogre time.
Mr. and Mrs. Peanut finally got married and tied the nut.
An elephant slept in his bunk,
And in slumber his chest rose and sunk.
But he snored -- how he snored!
All the other beasts roared,
So his wife tied a knot in his trunk.
What happens when two frogs collide?
They get tongue tied.
Another term for hair that's tied up in a bun is
a hairball
An elephant slept in his bunk,
And in slumber his chest rose and sunk.
But he snored — how he snored!
All the other beasts roared,
So his wife tied a knot in his trunk.
I'm so good at being interrogated.
I can do it blindfolded with my hands tied behind my back.
Finally, the soccer ball decided to quit the team. The reason behind its move was that it was tied of being kicked around.
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