Thought

Those soldiers thought they could blow up that submarine with their bomb...
but they needed to sea mine.
Thought I saw a zebra in a field near my house recently, turned out to be a horse in his pyjamas.
I told a friend that I thought his pet zebra was a fake. He said, “Well spotted”.
“Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.”
Abraham Lincoln
A railroad engineer must be sure not to lose his train of thought or he might go down the wrong track.
I was sailing my boat when a massive hand rose out of the water and then slowly disappeared...
I thought, 'That's the biggest wave I've ever seen!'
I thought swimming with the dolphins was expensive, but swimming with the sharks cost me an arm and a leg!
Someone just stole some grass from my garden.
Strange I know, thought robbers stuck to their own turf.
When I was a kid I thought I had a Chinese friend
But it was just my imaginasian.
I once asked my grandfather how he'd lived so long
He smiled and said; "I sprinkle a little gunpowder on my cereal every morning."

I always thought that was a little weird but he did live a long life and left a great legacy; a thriving career, loving wife, seven children, sixteen grandchildren, two great-grandchildren, and a massive hole in the crematorium wall.
What do you get when you cross a thought with a light bulb?
A bright idea.
Did you know that a Squid’s esophagus goes through its brain?
Food for thought, isn’t it?
I went to the chemist today and asked the assistant "what kills the Corona Virus?"

She replied to me "Ammonia Cleaner"

I said "Oh, I am sorry, I thought you worked here."
With Corona Virus spreading, I never thought our deaths will also be..
“Made in China”
I thought swimming with the dolphins was expensive, but swimming with the sharks cost me an arm and a leg!