Thought Jokes

I’ve always thought that heck is the only thing hotter than the sun but that has all changed today.
“Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!”
— C.S. Lewis
I thought this was a bar, but I must be in a museum because you’re a piece of art.
One night I looked up at the stars and thought, ‘Wow, how beautiful.’ But now that I’m looking at you, nothing else can compare.
The first time ever I saw your face I thought the sun rose in your eyes
Are we in the laxatives aisle? 'Cause, the thought of hooking up with you is running through my mind like crazy.
Hey girl. Are you Cinderella?
Just thought because your dress is going to disappear at midnight.
"I always thought a yard was three feet, then I started mowing the lawn."
- C.E. Cowman
I saw you on Spotify so thought to text you. You were in the hottest singles this week.
If a star fell every time I thought of you, the sky would be dark at night.
You're such a treat that I thought my eyes were playing tricks on me.
“Excercise? I thought you said extra fries.”
“I thought about losing weight once, but I don’t like losing.”
― Unknown
“All my life I thought air was free until I bought a bag of chips.”
― Unknown
“I thought I’d become an actress, but then I realized I eat too much.”
― Chelsea Handler
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