Think Jokes

Hey I need a female opinion - what do you think would look better on me, this or this?
Are you good at finding things? Because I think you may have found my heart. Also, I don't know which zone I parked my car into so I need help with that too. Thanks!
I think I can stop my risedronate from now on because you have significantly increased my bone strength.
If you gave me a penny for my thoughts I’d have just one penny, because i only think about one thing and that’s you.
I think there’s something wrong with my eye. I can’t take them off of you.
I didn't think I was a snowman, but you just made my heart melt
"Don't ever think I fell for you, or fell over you. I didn't fall in love, I rose in it."
― Toni Morrison, Jazz
Excuse me, I think you dropped something: My jaw.
I think you are suffering from a lack of Vitamin Me.
If you think I’m hot now, wait until you see what I turn into at midnight.
My coffee hasn't kicked in yet, so I can't think of a charming pickup line.
The best Sunday I can think of?
You, me, Netflix, and mimosas with no pants on.
Oh sorry, I meant bottomless mimosas.
I think you are a horror movie because I can't sleep when I think about you.
You have the right to protest but I don't think you'll want to.
Hey baby, I heard that rabbits, can make 150 babies a year, how many do you think we can make in an hour?
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