Think Jokes

Hey I need a female opinion - what do you think would look better on me, this or this?
Are you good at finding things? Because I think you may have found my heart. Also, I don't know which zone I parked my car into so I need help with that too. Thanks!
"Don't ever think I fell for you, or fell over you. I didn't fall in love, I rose in it."
― Toni Morrison, Jazz
I'm no Jane, but I'd Eyre on the side of saying I think you're beautiful.
Is your name Ariel? Because I think we mermaid for each other.
I didn't think I was a snowman, but you just made my heart melt
If you think I’m hot now, wait until you see what I turn into at midnight.
My coffee hasn't kicked in yet, so I can't think of a charming pickup line.
The best Sunday I can think of?
You, me, Netflix, and mimosas with no pants on.
Oh sorry, I meant bottomless mimosas.
I think you are a horror movie because I can't sleep when I think about you.
If you gave me a penny for my thoughts I’d have just one penny, because i only think about one thing and that’s you.
I think there’s something wrong with my eye. I can’t take them off of you.
Can you do sign language?
I wish I knew how to sign because I don't think any spoken words can describe how beautiful you are.
Excuse me, I think you dropped something: My jaw.
I think you are suffering from a lack of Vitamin Me.
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