There Jokes

Is there an excessive heat warning or am I just hot for you.
Is there a fireman around? Because you are smoking hot.
Hey cutie nice pants, got any room in there for me.
That skeleton over there wanted to ask you for your number, but, unlike me, he didn’t have the guts
I heard there is a vampire on the loose, you better stay with me.
No taxation without representation! But, there is a kiss tax. Strictly enforced and right on the lips.
There are approximately 1,010,300 words in the English language.
But I could never string together enough words to properly express how beautiful you are.
There are 21 letters in the alphabet right? Oh wait, I forgot u, r, a, q, t.
Did you know there are 206 bones in the human body? Would you mind one more?
Baby, there ain't no placebo for what I can give you.
Is it me or is there an interaction between us?
Hmm, there seems to be a kiss of mint in this blend. How about a real kiss, just to be sure?
Hey there, don’t add honey to that chamomile. You’re already too sweet.
Hello there, how do you brew?
Did you know there are 206 bones in the human body? Would you mind one more?
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